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Edgy stood above the broken corpse of one of Sony's lead designers, Dringo moved in from the shadows.
"Good work Edgy" he said quietly stepping over the man as if his death was insignificant. Indeed Dringo may seem a leader to Edgy but they both know that Edgy could snap Dringo's neck like a twig. But the two were inseperable, Edgy's immense power and violent behaviour whilst Dringo keeps him on the right track making his violent outbursts to there full effect.
Dringo moved ahead of Edgy "Big day tommorow" Dringo pointed out, "get some sleep" as he walked off.
The next day...
Dringo and Edgy had been in Japan now for a while as they stood outside Sony's head quaters. Dringo and Edgy moved forward both wearing Dark glasses and a suit but Edgy was carrying an axe.
In they walked "No sorry you can't go in there" commented the receptionist. Dringo nodded to Edgy.
Edgy leaped over the receptionist desk and sunk the axe into her chest, she started to choke as Edgy sunk the axe into her head, she lay limp.
"What the hell is going on" called a man futher down the corridor.
The man made a run for it and locked himself in the janitors closet as Edgy tried to beat the door down. Screams echoed around Sony HQ as Dringo moved towards the offices at the end. All the remaining Sony officials hid behind their desk as Dringo approached the Playstation boss.
"Erm may I help you sir" He said quivering
"Hand over Playstation" Dringo said calmly Edgy now stood beside Dringo with his blood stained axe.
"Erm it isn't that simple" he replied nearly on the verge of tears
"Hand me over Playstation" Dringo repeated a lot more firm as Edgy made a threatening atep forward.
He gulped "Here you go he said signing over the rights to the Playstation"
Dringo smiled and nodded, Edgy pounced forward,
"But you said" he panicked
"I didn't say anything" Dringo stated as he left the room listening to the mans screams as Edgy ripped him apart with his teeth.
Later...
"That was fun" Edgy exclaimed "Off to America now" Edgy continued.
"Indeed" Dringo said "The fun has only just begun" he continued.
"Good work Edgy" he said quietly stepping over the man as if his death was insignificant. Indeed Dringo may seem a leader to Edgy but they both know that Edgy could snap Dringo's neck like a twig. But the two were inseperable, Edgy's immense power and violent behaviour whilst Dringo keeps him on the right track making his violent outbursts to there full effect.
Dringo moved ahead of Edgy "Big day tommorow" Dringo pointed out, "get some sleep" as he walked off.
The next day...
Dringo and Edgy had been in Japan now for a while as they stood outside Sony's head quaters. Dringo and Edgy moved forward both wearing Dark glasses and a suit but Edgy was carrying an axe.
In they walked "No sorry you can't go in there" commented the receptionist. Dringo nodded to Edgy.
Edgy leaped over the receptionist desk and sunk the axe into her chest, she started to choke as Edgy sunk the axe into her head, she lay limp.
"What the hell is going on" called a man futher down the corridor.
The man made a run for it and locked himself in the janitors closet as Edgy tried to beat the door down. Screams echoed around Sony HQ as Dringo moved towards the offices at the end. All the remaining Sony officials hid behind their desk as Dringo approached the Playstation boss.
"Erm may I help you sir" He said quivering
"Hand over Playstation" Dringo said calmly Edgy now stood beside Dringo with his blood stained axe.
"Erm it isn't that simple" he replied nearly on the verge of tears
"Hand me over Playstation" Dringo repeated a lot more firm as Edgy made a threatening atep forward.
He gulped "Here you go he said signing over the rights to the Playstation"
Dringo smiled and nodded, Edgy pounced forward,
"But you said" he panicked
"I didn't say anything" Dringo stated as he left the room listening to the mans screams as Edgy ripped him apart with his teeth.
Later...
"That was fun" Edgy exclaimed "Off to America now" Edgy continued.
"Indeed" Dringo said "The fun has only just begun" he continued.
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Dringo wrote:
> Meka Dragon read again if Sony was so bad then why did Dringo bother
> giving them to Nintendo?
Sorry, I didn't read it properly.
> Meka Dragon read again if Sony was so bad then why did Dringo bother
> giving them to Nintendo?
Sorry, I didn't read it properly.
Meka Dragon read again if Sony was so bad then why did Dringo bother giving them to Nintendo? Simple because he wants them to succeed and so two powerful companies he overturns in order to make Nintendo better (But if Sony was bad then what would be the point?).
Second the entire mission was so Dringo and Edgy could become Notables and their hopes were shattered which is why a Notable was killed now if we didn't like Notables (which to be honest i still don't liek the idea of) then why would we want to become one?
Dringo
Second the entire mission was so Dringo and Edgy could become Notables and their hopes were shattered which is why a Notable was killed now if we didn't like Notables (which to be honest i still don't liek the idea of) then why would we want to become one?
Dringo
Suddenly someone set Dringo up the bias bomb.
He was suddenly aware that there were very good games on consoles that were not Nintendo.
He also realised that the notables had been right all along, but he had been far too blinkered to see this. Except Sniper. He was still wrong.
So Dringo sat and played games happily on Sony consoles, realising what a fool he had been.
He was suddenly aware that there were very good games on consoles that were not Nintendo.
He also realised that the notables had been right all along, but he had been far too blinkered to see this. Except Sniper. He was still wrong.
So Dringo sat and played games happily on Sony consoles, realising what a fool he had been.
No time to talk...I need to be at school....?!?!?!?!
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That was serious!
But it didn't happen though i would like a serious contribution now!
Here's the answer!
Turbonutter had pointed the gun at Edgy's head. This was a very large mistake as it has the effect of firing a bullet through paper, IE no resistance.
The bullet passed through Edgy's skull and exited heading towards the pool table. The bullet hit one of the brass corners and was deflected towards pb's gun. It struck pb's gun at an angle and went straight upwards. The gun was knocked out of pb's hand but Turbonutter's bullet hit a fan and shot straight down again. It hit the trigger of pb's gun causing it to fire and shoot turbonutter.
Turbonutter: Revising physics...
Turbonutter had pointed the gun at Edgy's head. This was a very large mistake as it has the effect of firing a bullet through paper, IE no resistance.
The bullet passed through Edgy's skull and exited heading towards the pool table. The bullet hit one of the brass corners and was deflected towards pb's gun. It struck pb's gun at an angle and went straight upwards. The gun was knocked out of pb's hand but Turbonutter's bullet hit a fan and shot straight down again. It hit the trigger of pb's gun causing it to fire and shoot turbonutter.
Turbonutter: Revising physics...
Dringo entered Nintendo's HQ the place was empty, they had been warned of what might happened, Edgy was of course a little dissapointed.
Dringo marched right in to Hinorashi Yamuchi's office and there he stood. "i'll never give up Nintendo" he said bravley whilst Shiguru Miyamto hid behind a chair.
"Good" replied Dringo and laid the rights to both Sony and Microsoft on the table adn they bothe left.
Later at FOG...
"King Tony we have done of what you asked now may we join you as notables" Dringo asked
"Ha, Did you really think I'd let you and your disgusting friend become Notable you must be crazy" Tony said
All the Notables laugthed whilst Dringo and Edgy bowed their heads they had worked so hard. Dringo's anger reached boiling point as he pulled a gun on Tony. Two regulars, Turbonutter and Pb walked in. Sheepy and er-no pulled out a gun and pointed it at Dringo, Turbonutter and Pb pulled one out and pointed it at Edgy.
"Pathetic your really are Dringo" FM said but as he said that the lights went out. Two gun shots were fired and the lights came back on, Sheepy and Turbonutter lay dead on the floor.
Dringo looked at all the guns they had all been fired.
Later in custody...
"Dringo do you confess to the shooting of the two people at FOG?"
Dringo looked up at them....
"I shot the Notable but I did not shoot the regular!"
So who did?
Dringo marched right in to Hinorashi Yamuchi's office and there he stood. "i'll never give up Nintendo" he said bravley whilst Shiguru Miyamto hid behind a chair.
"Good" replied Dringo and laid the rights to both Sony and Microsoft on the table adn they bothe left.
Later at FOG...
"King Tony we have done of what you asked now may we join you as notables" Dringo asked
"Ha, Did you really think I'd let you and your disgusting friend become Notable you must be crazy" Tony said
All the Notables laugthed whilst Dringo and Edgy bowed their heads they had worked so hard. Dringo's anger reached boiling point as he pulled a gun on Tony. Two regulars, Turbonutter and Pb walked in. Sheepy and er-no pulled out a gun and pointed it at Dringo, Turbonutter and Pb pulled one out and pointed it at Edgy.
"Pathetic your really are Dringo" FM said but as he said that the lights went out. Two gun shots were fired and the lights came back on, Sheepy and Turbonutter lay dead on the floor.
Dringo looked at all the guns they had all been fired.
Later in custody...
"Dringo do you confess to the shooting of the two people at FOG?"
Dringo looked up at them....
"I shot the Notable but I did not shoot the regular!"
So who did?
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