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"sr :my new hangout"

i used to go on the internet to just check my emails at another.com and see if there was anything good on this site called swapitshop which closed like 2weeks ago. so i had no where to go, then i found sr with game a day now i spend all my net time review games, adding cheats or chating with the great people on here.
thank you sr you have given me a purpose to go on the internet again.

**Grand Prix enters the gladitorial arena holding aloft a Kebab**

"Hey everyone try these kebabs there great" GP says through a mouthful of food.

**MJ shakes his head accidently unlodging a leave which catastrophically hits the floor and alerts Pb of his presence**

"Oh F**.....?!?!" MJ whispers.

**Stupidly he holds his position hoping Pb will not see him. Unknown to MJ Pb is already dragging his toasted undead corpse across to MJ hidy hole**

"Heres Johnny!" Pb screams at MJ.

**Bursting into the bush Pb dislocates his jaw and stretches it around MJs head. The brain sucking process begins......meanwhile GP is approaching and gaining speed**

"Oi leave hiom alone" GP screams as he peirces Pbs head with his left over kebab stick.

"Phew thanks GP" MJ struggles to say still a bit thick due to half of his brain being sucked.

"No problem" GP says.

Wilmaaaaa wrote:
> ladies, ladies take your handbags outside

Including you Wilma that's a women's name i tell ya.

ladies, ladies take your handbags outside

If this discussion gets any more heated, a BBQ will break out.

Sniper wrote:
> You know you shouldn't say that word in front of this kid!

**********

What are you getting at Sniper. If that was aimed at me I have a little friend called my fist that wants to meet you.

"Hmm seems quiet.....a bit too quiet" MJ thinks to himself. Unable to know that a silent Sniper was hiding in the shadows.

**Sniper slowly squeezes his trigger**

"Hang on a sec what is that noise?"

**MJ spins his head to see Sniper kicking the Cr@p out of his gun**

"Damn you cheap peice of shi....."

**Pb has returned from the dead and is brutally attacking Sniper from behind. Before long Sniper is dead.**

"Hmmm that doesn't look like MJ, never mind I never did like Sniper." Pb moans.

**MJ escapes from Pbs sight into a nearby bush awaiting Pbs next move.......**

Sorry about that... it was just a note to the webmaster... if a little outlandisly put!

Game: Fails miserably in his attempt to sound intelligent

You know you shouldn't say that word in front of this kid!

P**s piss piss.....

This takes the piss...

surely this p*****g shouldn't be allowed!

No kidding this cracks me up.