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"Hold it right there" Shouts PA.
"This is stupid and it has nothing to do with the FOG" Pa exclaims.
**Everyone nodds their heads and they all come to a conclusion......kill PA**
"Die you evil boring fart" Screams Wilmaaa
**The three superior beings jump PA and cook him on the BBQ GP had been dragging behind him**
"Pass me another leg Wilmaaa" MJ says.
**After the BBQ GP suggests getting coffee**
"Oh cack.....?!?!?" MJ exclaims........
(see Another "Console wars" topic to find out why)
** the last thing you see is GP, MJ and Wilmaaa walking of towards the nearest coffee shop**
"Man that was close wasn't it MJ" GP says.
"Close.....thats not the word for it"Mj answers back.
**Moving through the building totally unaware of exactly where they were going MJ and GP were totally clueless about the fact about the approaching evil that would be awaiting them**
"How long we been walking now MJ" GP asks.
"About a minute.....I know its tough but we must carry on....it'll be worth it"MJ exclaims.
"Hmmmm I suppose so"
**Swish.....a door opens up in the wall.**
"Holy shi.... Oh its just a door" Screams MJ.
**Hesitantely the duo enter the room within. BANG! The door closes behind them**
"Hmmm....why do I keep saying hmmmmm"Says GP "Oh well never mind. Hey MJ the door has shut what do we do now."
"How should I know" Replies MJ
"Well your writing it"
"Oh yeah"
**Cue evil dramatic music. A shadow drifts across the floor and MJ and GP are faced with the most hideous thing they had ever seen**
"what the hell is that" GP whimpers.
"Its the evil......Wilmaaaa"
**Hair extensions hanging from the roof Wilmaaa lowers HERself from the roof. Wielding her Handbag of doom Mj and GP contemplate their future.**