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C'mon, what's the most depraved, degenerate and downright nasty thing you've done in a game?
I managed a new one last night with Black and White:
Chose the ape, swapped him for the Silverback Gorilla (thanks to newsmonkey for the inspiration) and put him in his pen.
I then commenced, through sheer wondering at what might happen, to make him eat every single sheep,cow and pig on the island.
I rounded them all up and gave them one by one to Bilbo.
After 4 sheep and 3 pigs, he looked a little unhappy and put the next pig down.
Several punches to the face and he ate the lot.
6 sheep, 7 pigs and 4 cows in 5 minutes flat.
He then went to sleep for a while.
When he awoke?
He was short, incredibly obese, had saggy gorilla t!ts and looked decidedly not well.
Making him run with rocks along the beach when morbidly obese is incredibly funny.
I felt bad for a while, and so did he.
But more punches to the face stopped his whining.
Now he is fearless, afraid to complain and looks like Christopher Biggins gone wrong.
Fantastic
I managed a new one last night with Black and White:
Chose the ape, swapped him for the Silverback Gorilla (thanks to newsmonkey for the inspiration) and put him in his pen.
I then commenced, through sheer wondering at what might happen, to make him eat every single sheep,cow and pig on the island.
I rounded them all up and gave them one by one to Bilbo.
After 4 sheep and 3 pigs, he looked a little unhappy and put the next pig down.
Several punches to the face and he ate the lot.
6 sheep, 7 pigs and 4 cows in 5 minutes flat.
He then went to sleep for a while.
When he awoke?
He was short, incredibly obese, had saggy gorilla t!ts and looked decidedly not well.
Making him run with rocks along the beach when morbidly obese is incredibly funny.
I felt bad for a while, and so did he.
But more punches to the face stopped his whining.
Now he is fearless, afraid to complain and looks like Christopher Biggins gone wrong.
Fantastic
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Shooting guards in the groin is always amusing.
Ha! Die horribly you genitally destroyed person...hmm maybe I should doing stop that.
Ha! Die horribly you genitally destroyed person...hmm maybe I should doing stop that.
Doesn't beat pileing 4 guards up in metal gear solid then puting about 20 c4 explosives around them then KABOOM!!! hahahaha
Obviously this is just in video games.
We're all well balanced and nice people.
But c'mon, who wouldn't laugh at training an ape to eat his own faeces and get so fat he has saggy man-breasts?
Exactly. Not big, not clever, but my god it's funny.
And if you get to level 2, take your creature over and start to pound the tortoise, he's so dumb and nice that you can whup him good without trying.
And then defecate all over his nice little town.
Or, for the ultimate feel-good-but-bad, teach your creature to set himself on fire with lightning.
DO it once, reward him 100% and then let him heal himself.
Bilbo spent almost 5 minutes seeing how well his fur burns.
We're all well balanced and nice people.
But c'mon, who wouldn't laugh at training an ape to eat his own faeces and get so fat he has saggy man-breasts?
Exactly. Not big, not clever, but my god it's funny.
And if you get to level 2, take your creature over and start to pound the tortoise, he's so dumb and nice that you can whup him good without trying.
And then defecate all over his nice little town.
Or, for the ultimate feel-good-but-bad, teach your creature to set himself on fire with lightning.
DO it once, reward him 100% and then let him heal himself.
Bilbo spent almost 5 minutes seeing how well his fur burns.
Excellent video nasties.
I would recommend Black and White for pure animal maliciousness.
You can train him to eat kids, burn sheep and throw them at people, crap in huts, throw cows at people.
Anything you want.
But for now, forcing them to eat everything you can find is great.
I'm going to see what Bilbo's tolerance for eating rocks and hiw own poo is tonight.
And if he doesn't like it?
Punch the monkey.
I would recommend Black and White for pure animal maliciousness.
You can train him to eat kids, burn sheep and throw them at people, crap in huts, throw cows at people.
Anything you want.
But for now, forcing them to eat everything you can find is great.
I'm going to see what Bilbo's tolerance for eating rocks and hiw own poo is tonight.
And if he doesn't like it?
Punch the monkey.
Hmmm...
Probably the "nuke" button in Lemmings. I'm a nice guy really. :0)
I don't think there are enough games when you're actually ALLOWED to be nasty in. Black and White, yes... perhaps Dungeon Keeper, and I suppose first person shooters, because you can shoot the innocents...
Yup, I've decided. More nastiness is needed in games.
Probably the "nuke" button in Lemmings. I'm a nice guy really. :0)
I don't think there are enough games when you're actually ALLOWED to be nasty in. Black and White, yes... perhaps Dungeon Keeper, and I suppose first person shooters, because you can shoot the innocents...
Yup, I've decided. More nastiness is needed in games.
C'mon, what's the most depraved, degenerate and downright nasty thing you've done in a game?
I managed a new one last night with Black and White:
Chose the ape, swapped him for the Silverback Gorilla (thanks to newsmonkey for the inspiration) and put him in his pen.
I then commenced, through sheer wondering at what might happen, to make him eat every single sheep,cow and pig on the island.
I rounded them all up and gave them one by one to Bilbo.
After 4 sheep and 3 pigs, he looked a little unhappy and put the next pig down.
Several punches to the face and he ate the lot.
6 sheep, 7 pigs and 4 cows in 5 minutes flat.
He then went to sleep for a while.
When he awoke?
He was short, incredibly obese, had saggy gorilla t!ts and looked decidedly not well.
Making him run with rocks along the beach when morbidly obese is incredibly funny.
I felt bad for a while, and so did he.
But more punches to the face stopped his whining.
Now he is fearless, afraid to complain and looks like Christopher Biggins gone wrong.
Fantastic
I managed a new one last night with Black and White:
Chose the ape, swapped him for the Silverback Gorilla (thanks to newsmonkey for the inspiration) and put him in his pen.
I then commenced, through sheer wondering at what might happen, to make him eat every single sheep,cow and pig on the island.
I rounded them all up and gave them one by one to Bilbo.
After 4 sheep and 3 pigs, he looked a little unhappy and put the next pig down.
Several punches to the face and he ate the lot.
6 sheep, 7 pigs and 4 cows in 5 minutes flat.
He then went to sleep for a while.
When he awoke?
He was short, incredibly obese, had saggy gorilla t!ts and looked decidedly not well.
Making him run with rocks along the beach when morbidly obese is incredibly funny.
I felt bad for a while, and so did he.
But more punches to the face stopped his whining.
Now he is fearless, afraid to complain and looks like Christopher Biggins gone wrong.
Fantastic
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