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"Sick Gaming Moments"

C'mon, what's the most depraved, degenerate and downright nasty thing you've done in a game?

I managed a new one last night with Black and White:

Chose the ape, swapped him for the Silverback Gorilla (thanks to newsmonkey for the inspiration) and put him in his pen.

I then commenced, through sheer wondering at what might happen, to make him eat every single sheep,cow and pig on the island.

I rounded them all up and gave them one by one to Bilbo.
After 4 sheep and 3 pigs, he looked a little unhappy and put the next pig down.
Several punches to the face and he ate the lot.
6 sheep, 7 pigs and 4 cows in 5 minutes flat.

He then went to sleep for a while.
When he awoke?

He was short, incredibly obese, had saggy gorilla t!ts and looked decidedly not well.
Making him run with rocks along the beach when morbidly obese is incredibly funny.

I felt bad for a while, and so did he.
But more punches to the face stopped his whining.

Now he is fearless, afraid to complain and looks like Christopher Biggins gone wrong.

Fantastic

In Metal Gear Solid I tried zooming in with the scope on Meryl's chest. It was in a moment of boredom but suddenly she giggled and said, "What are you looking at?".

Hardly a sick gaming moment, but an amusing one.

My first instance of Gaming cruelty was Mario 2.

First you pick up a ShyGuy, then you chuck him in the quick sand and slowly watch him suffocate, their little legs squirm just like insects on their backs trying to escape. Helpless, ha, ha


MarioAdvance will allow this cruelty to come again :-)

The plane crash level on Perfect Dark. Put on infinite ammo and all guns so you have the Psycho gun or whatever it's called and remote mines. Shoot the guy by the huge cliff face and then cover him with mines. About fifty or so. Then put on cloak and and run away before detonating the mines and watching him fly up in the air and then fall several hundred feet to his death. (This last bit is a lie as he can't fall over the cliff but it makes it sound better, doesn't it?)

Also, play teams on Goldeneye and tell your team mate to go first. Tell him you'll back him up. Then pull out your cougar magnum and BANG! Shoot them in the back of the head. That'll get you that dopamine rush. Mission accomplished!

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention Sim City. I would always fire missiles or that bug and destroy the entire city!

Shaneo - Loves Destruction

I love black and white. I fed him a steady diet of little kids and now all he eats is kids. I love hearing their bones snap. I also killed the little boy that you have to fid at the start and I threw a boulder at the house that has the 3rd Idol.

Also, Worms Armageddon. I would use the jetpack to fly up to the top of the level and then simply drop to my death. I would also, use the ninja rope to climb up to the ceiling, drop a mine to the helpless worms below and then jump out of harms way as a few hords of Worms are blown to smitherines.

Metal Gear Solid also has it's moments. I would use my X-Plorer cartridge to have every weapon at the start of the game. I would then shoot the guards at the start in the crotch with the PSG-1. Finally, I would plant C4s, Claymores and any other type of explosive device I could muster out of my greatly enhanced inventory all around the elevator. As soon as the guards step out of the elevator...boom!

Confidential Mission irritates me. Because I use the no-reload cheat from my Gameshark, I just fire everywhere and those damn citizens get in the way. Would there really be any citizens on a train with about 500 baddies? I think not!

Haha. LoL, I love cruel gaming, there should be more of it!

One of my favourites. On a aging game called SimCopter. Get in your copter. Go and find an innocent person. Lure them into your copter. Fly up really high, then kick them out and what them fall to the ground with a splatty sensation!

You could get the soldiers to chase you over the bridge/walkway on the 3rd section in MetalGearSolid, and then blow them off it with remote C4....see them fall :-)

These are just funny. I did that to my Sims, to see what happened! That Lemmings thing, how cruel!

Im thinking of getting B & W, do you who have it think it is a good game? Whats the best creature to start off with?

And punching your creature to do things... I think i'll give that a try on my younger brother!

Did anyone play a demo of Sensible Soccer but it had a bomb instead of a ball?

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