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I managed a new one last night with Black and White:
Chose the ape, swapped him for the Silverback Gorilla (thanks to newsmonkey for the inspiration) and put him in his pen.
I then commenced, through sheer wondering at what might happen, to make him eat every single sheep,cow and pig on the island.
I rounded them all up and gave them one by one to Bilbo.
After 4 sheep and 3 pigs, he looked a little unhappy and put the next pig down.
Several punches to the face and he ate the lot.
6 sheep, 7 pigs and 4 cows in 5 minutes flat.
He then went to sleep for a while.
When he awoke?
He was short, incredibly obese, had saggy gorilla t!ts and looked decidedly not well.
Making him run with rocks along the beach when morbidly obese is incredibly funny.
I felt bad for a while, and so did he.
But more punches to the face stopped his whining.
Now he is fearless, afraid to complain and looks like Christopher Biggins gone wrong.
Fantastic
For sick moments it has to be on Turok 2 when you shoot the Pur Lins through the stomach and you can see their insides and ribs all hanging out. Or maybe it is when the Dinosaur in CBFD rips one of the Uga bugas in half. Mmmmm Nice.
Then once you had about 400 civilians following you you could
Launch Rockets At them..
Use other weapons at your disposal...
But best of all get in a Car and Run them all over while theyre walking towards you...HA HA
MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA
Mwhahahaha! And the best part is they never see it coming :)
Ever wanted to thrash an endangered species?
Well, with the right skirmish map, you can send you battle-ape up against a polar bear.
Damn that's fun. A nice Polar Bear, being all bear and stuff...and then
WHAM!!!
The Chimp Pimp wades in with fists flying and fireballs.
hehehe
Stupid endangered species.
They burn like candles
Great fun, especially on ice :-)