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"Deep Thinking 001"

I'm one of nature's thinkers. I usually come up with random thoughts that no one else actually wants to talk to me about.

Anybody care to discuss:

"If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?"

I'd say fail, but I don't know for sure.

Q: How do you keep an idiot occupied?

A: See title post.

Objective; to fail
Method of failing; succeeding
Result; you succeeded to fail

Doctor Duck wrote:
> Surely there's a more Black-Glove-esque comment for the question...?

I'm not sure, doc... I think I'm having "banal answer day".
Maybe it's the mental image of you in a long white coat with Daffy Duck's head... there's an old women wavering her handbag saying: Don't go in there, he's a quack! (canned laughter)

But seriously... oh I've forgotten what I was going to say.

> Doctor Duck wrote:
> If you love someone but hurt them, is it crueller than hating them
> from the off?

Black Glove wrote:
> If you want to hurt someone you love, surely you don't really love
> them.

Yeah. I think the Doc meant that you know you're a screw up and are going to end up hurting them despite your best of intentions.

> Who in the right mind tries to fail?

And that kind of explains why we go for it anyway. :-)

Black Glove wrote:
> If you want to hurt someone you love, surely you don't really love
> them.

I'm not saying you do it intentionally.

Surely there's a more Black-Glove-esque comment for the question...?

Incorrect, the lot of you! Keep trying!

So you didn't scroll down past Panda's post to get to Twains? nice one.

yep, I didn't scroll down. My bad.

At least I used my own calculator. :)

Yeah, Pand already answered it almost 2 hours ago.

Twain wrote:
> How many seconds in a year?

just had to calculate that for part of my physics homework (31536000)
(assuming a year is 365 days long)