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"I want to grow a beard"

All this death and destruction on the forums has gotten me down.

So, lets have a good old fashioned useless topic.

Beards eh?
I think I probably could grow a full facial beard but my young looking face would just look stupid. My next plan is to grow a little goatee like Lenin.
My friend tried to grow one but they just looked like fluffy blond pubes.

I've got a bit of a goatee coming along at the moment, mainly because I have a tendancy to cut my chin when shaving and it's pretty painful.

I'd like to grow some facial hair, in fact, I have a little stubble at the moment due to not having scraped my face with sharp metal today. I don't grow longer facial hair because one in three of my hairs come out ginger! Why? My head hair is brown, so why the ginger face fuzz? Bah.

I had a beard until recently. Then I shaved

The end.

My little chin-scrag is my only friend, we like to dance together at midnight.

+ tache and I look like some French psycho / painter
And the side bits grow all patchy and rubbish, so no.

I can't wait 'til I'm old so I can grow a masive white wizard-beard and cast spells on pigeons with my walking stick.

I could grow one then I could make a movie called "The bearded women" Coming soon to cinemas near you.

gerrid wrote:
> My beard is coming along well. I can stroke it and ladies find it sexy


My GF hates mine, I just can't be @ssed to shave it off.

My beard is coming along well. I can stroke it and ladies find it sexy

five days is all it takes to have a full on Robinson Crusoe, I hate my frikkin' face

I want a Stalin-esc tash but then i'd need a comb for it.

Had a goatee once. Itched like mad.

But, has to be done at least once in your life (unless you're a girl, in which case by a certain age you'll be desperately trying not to grow one)