Viewing Thread:
"Me on TV"

Shoot the Writers, Thursday night, ITV1 00:25 (which I guess makes it Friday).

So watch, then vote for me.

That girl has a fantastic breast:fat ratio.

Normally it's fat = big, or thin = small, but she has a good mix, a fine mix.

That man has a fat:fat ratio that would make Rik Waller blush like a rapist caught short.

I liked the end of the first one though, a totally unnesessary "he's going for a w ank" line. yeah, thanks for that, I think he already said he was, so why tell us again while doing that stupid : | face.

Good effort though Meka, I think the actors probably woed it up for you to be honest.

Pat Carolan looks like Salad Fingers

:(

Haha look funny monkeys and...oh, it's an advert.

Why are there people laughing behind the camera? Surely it can't take more than one person to film and produce that?

:(

Oh deary deary me.

Deary deary. To be fair, between the gaggle of ball hairs that was operating the camera, and the very fat and/or stupid actors, it didn't leave much room for any actual comedy.

What was with the toilet one though? :' {

Ayad Andrews is too old for this show. Which is good for you, Ben Langley.

But you got the WRONG SEX to take off the clothes!!!

Meka is Damien I think.
or so his stats say

That man talking like an action hero is very fat.