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I hope you Irish people have a sense of humour.
Irish Air Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to
Dublin one night,with Paddy, the pilot, and Shamus the
co-pilot. As they approached Dublin airport, they looked out
the front window."B'jeesus" said Paddy "Will ye look at how fookin short dat runway is". "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Dis is gonna be one a'de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see" said Paddy. "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Right Shamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse" said Paddy. "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye put de flaps down straight away" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul" said Paddy "I be doing dat already" replied Shamus. So they approached the runway with Paddy and Shamus full of nerves and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul. Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tyres and lots of smoke, the plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much to the relief of Paddy and Shamus and everyone on board. As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Paddy looked out the front window and said to Shamus "Dat hat gotta be de shortest fookin runway I have EVER seen in me whole life". Shamus looked out the side window and replied: "Yeah Paddy, but look how fookin wide it is"
I Thank Ya!!!
Andi
Irish Air Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to
Dublin one night,with Paddy, the pilot, and Shamus the
co-pilot. As they approached Dublin airport, they looked out
the front window."B'jeesus" said Paddy "Will ye look at how fookin short dat runway is". "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Dis is gonna be one a'de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see" said Paddy. "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Right Shamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse" said Paddy. "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye put de flaps down straight away" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul" said Paddy "I be doing dat already" replied Shamus. So they approached the runway with Paddy and Shamus full of nerves and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul. Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tyres and lots of smoke, the plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much to the relief of Paddy and Shamus and everyone on board. As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Paddy looked out the front window and said to Shamus "Dat hat gotta be de shortest fookin runway I have EVER seen in me whole life". Shamus looked out the side window and replied: "Yeah Paddy, but look how fookin wide it is"
I Thank Ya!!!
Andi
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Same here 22miles from Cardiff near the border south Wales that's where I was born.
Just to check it used to be called Gwent but now it is in an area called Monmouthshire.
I used to live on Oakfield road, did you ever go anywhere near that.
Just to check it used to be called Gwent but now it is in an area called Monmouthshire.
I used to live on Oakfield road, did you ever go anywhere near that.
I was born in Wales! what part?
LOL!
I'm irish you cheeky git :D
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