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I hope you Irish people have a sense of humour.
Irish Air Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to
Dublin one night,with Paddy, the pilot, and Shamus the
co-pilot. As they approached Dublin airport, they looked out
the front window."B'jeesus" said Paddy "Will ye look at how fookin short dat runway is". "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Dis is gonna be one a'de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see" said Paddy. "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Right Shamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse" said Paddy. "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye put de flaps down straight away" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul" said Paddy "I be doing dat already" replied Shamus. So they approached the runway with Paddy and Shamus full of nerves and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul. Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tyres and lots of smoke, the plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much to the relief of Paddy and Shamus and everyone on board. As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Paddy looked out the front window and said to Shamus "Dat hat gotta be de shortest fookin runway I have EVER seen in me whole life". Shamus looked out the side window and replied: "Yeah Paddy, but look how fookin wide it is"
I Thank Ya!!!
Andi
Irish Air Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to
Dublin one night,with Paddy, the pilot, and Shamus the
co-pilot. As they approached Dublin airport, they looked out
the front window."B'jeesus" said Paddy "Will ye look at how fookin short dat runway is". "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Dis is gonna be one a'de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see" said Paddy. "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Right Shamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse" said Paddy. "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye put de flaps down straight away" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul" said Paddy "I be doing dat already" replied Shamus. So they approached the runway with Paddy and Shamus full of nerves and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul. Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tyres and lots of smoke, the plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much to the relief of Paddy and Shamus and everyone on board. As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Paddy looked out the front window and said to Shamus "Dat hat gotta be de shortest fookin runway I have EVER seen in me whole life". Shamus looked out the side window and replied: "Yeah Paddy, but look how fookin wide it is"
I Thank Ya!!!
Andi
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New Jimmy wrote:
> Yes he taught me too at Saint Josephs RC High School.
That sthe same school me mum went to and number 28 is roughly straight across the road from 53!
> Yes he taught me too at Saint Josephs RC High School.
That sthe same school me mum went to and number 28 is roughly straight across the road from 53!
An englishman,Scotsman,Welshman and an Irishman were having a drink.
The englishman says"my son was born on St georges day so i named him george"
The scotsman says"my son was born on St andrews day so i named him andrew"
The welshman says"my son was born on St davids day so i called him david"
After hearing that the irishman exclaims"i dont believe this,wait till i get home and tell our pancake
The englishman says"my son was born on St georges day so i named him george"
The scotsman says"my son was born on St andrews day so i named him andrew"
The welshman says"my son was born on St davids day so i called him david"
After hearing that the irishman exclaims"i dont believe this,wait till i get home and tell our pancake
that was good but i got one just find it in this magazine
That was a really good joke :)
By the way Mr Haywood was My mum's old English teacher!
Yep! And is home to about 7 billion beings!
Wow first I find out that there is at least one other fencer on the site (venombyte) and someone who was born in the same town as me!
Yeah I lived on 53 oakfield road!
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