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I hope you Irish people have a sense of humour.
Irish Air Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to
Dublin one night,with Paddy, the pilot, and Shamus the
co-pilot. As they approached Dublin airport, they looked out
the front window."B'jeesus" said Paddy "Will ye look at how fookin short dat runway is". "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Dis is gonna be one a'de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see" said Paddy. "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Right Shamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse" said Paddy. "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye put de flaps down straight away" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul" said Paddy "I be doing dat already" replied Shamus. So they approached the runway with Paddy and Shamus full of nerves and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul. Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tyres and lots of smoke, the plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much to the relief of Paddy and Shamus and everyone on board. As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Paddy looked out the front window and said to Shamus "Dat hat gotta be de shortest fookin runway I have EVER seen in me whole life". Shamus looked out the side window and replied: "Yeah Paddy, but look how fookin wide it is"
I Thank Ya!!!
Andi
Irish Air Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to
Dublin one night,with Paddy, the pilot, and Shamus the
co-pilot. As they approached Dublin airport, they looked out
the front window."B'jeesus" said Paddy "Will ye look at how fookin short dat runway is". "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Dis is gonna be one a'de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see" said Paddy. "You're not fookin kiddin, Paddy" replied Shamus. "Right Shamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse" said Paddy. "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye put de flaps down straight away" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can" said Paddy "Right, I'll be doing dat" replied Shamus. "And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul" said Paddy "I be doing dat already" replied Shamus. So they approached the runway with Paddy and Shamus full of nerves and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul. Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tyres and lots of smoke, the plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much to the relief of Paddy and Shamus and everyone on board. As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Paddy looked out the front window and said to Shamus "Dat hat gotta be de shortest fookin runway I have EVER seen in me whole life". Shamus looked out the side window and replied: "Yeah Paddy, but look how fookin wide it is"
I Thank Ya!!!
Andi
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LOL
As someone form Ireland i can say that that is quite a funny joke.
The fookin thing got my laughin!
As someone form Ireland i can say that that is quite a funny joke.
The fookin thing got my laughin!
Oh now I get it!
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Bad joke? I thought it was really funny. You see, they didn't land the right way. They landed head on to the runway so that all they had to land on was the width of the runway. Get it now? --------------------------------
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Plane was going this way
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Plane was going this way
(I've drawn an arrow to make it clearer).
JOKES AREN'T F.O.G. PRIME TOPICS!
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Remember this in future! FOG is for the Future Of Gaming. At the moment jokes go in the General Life forum or the FOG-Chat forum.
Things are changing around here! They need to for the better!
I don't really get it. Bad joke!
I got it from GAD!
Hmmmm not a bad joke, but pretty stupid all the same.
I am 14 and I also got my SNES when I was about 4 or 5. I missed out the 8 bit nes though. My friend had one so I still had the chance to experience it.
Today was going to be the day I got CBFD but the banks are shut today so I could not get my money. Never mind I will probably get it tommorrow.
(;o|
I am 14 and I also got my SNES when I was about 4 or 5. I missed out the 8 bit nes though. My friend had one so I still had the chance to experience it.
Today was going to be the day I got CBFD but the banks are shut today so I could not get my money. Never mind I will probably get it tommorrow.
(;o|
YEp I saw one the other day for 30 quid or was it 40 I cant quite remember now but it was fairly cheap!
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