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At my school I was given absolutely no experience in Music and Art. I was in a moron class with teachers who didn't care anymore and all the equipment was dead. This has made me feel slightly bitter over the years but alas I have managed to teach myself some musical stuff over the years.
Now I was watching some Art program at 3 in the morning one night and I was looking at all these classical paintings and actually started to appreciate things in an arty farty way. Then I walked about the art gallery which is about 10 metres away from my lectures going " Oooooh ahhhhhh ".
However, I have no idea what to do. Are there any artists amongst us forum people? Got tips? Like I dunno, cutting off my ear and living in poverty forever?
Now I was watching some Art program at 3 in the morning one night and I was looking at all these classical paintings and actually started to appreciate things in an arty farty way. Then I walked about the art gallery which is about 10 metres away from my lectures going " Oooooh ahhhhhh ".
However, I have no idea what to do. Are there any artists amongst us forum people? Got tips? Like I dunno, cutting off my ear and living in poverty forever?
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Black Glove wrote:
> One of this year's Turner Prize exhibits is this: Someone's
> dismantled a shed, built a boat out of the wood, sailed somewhere,
> and when they got there, dismantled the boat and built a shed again,
> then stuck the paddle on the side. Art or just mad carpentry?
That, is without a doubt, the best thing ever!
> One of this year's Turner Prize exhibits is this: Someone's
> dismantled a shed, built a boat out of the wood, sailed somewhere,
> and when they got there, dismantled the boat and built a shed again,
> then stuck the paddle on the side. Art or just mad carpentry?
That, is without a doubt, the best thing ever!
Buy a huge canvas and some industrial sized tines of paint. Then strip nakes, douse yourself in lots of different colours of paint and writhe around on the canvas for a while.
Voilá et masterpiece magnifiqué!
Voilá et masterpiece magnifiqué!
I personally think all the art pad animations by shiggy and myself should have won us it this year but we were jipped :(
I hate canvas, all that preparation before inspiration.
It's not right.
It's not right.
SHEEPY wrote:
> That Turner Prize thing, someone has painted a whole canvas black.
You see rubbish like that, and suddenly 'Stickman with a Sword' looks like a true masterpiece :)
> That Turner Prize thing, someone has painted a whole canvas black.
You see rubbish like that, and suddenly 'Stickman with a Sword' looks like a true masterpiece :)
SHEEPY wrote:
> That Turner Prize thing, someone has painted a whole canvas black.
One of this year's Turner Prize exhibits is this: Someone's dismantled a shed, built a boat out of the wood, sailed somewhere, and when they got there, dismantled the boat and built a shed again, then stuck the paddle on the side. Art or just mad carpentry?
> That Turner Prize thing, someone has painted a whole canvas black.
One of this year's Turner Prize exhibits is this: Someone's dismantled a shed, built a boat out of the wood, sailed somewhere, and when they got there, dismantled the boat and built a shed again, then stuck the paddle on the side. Art or just mad carpentry?
That Turner Prize thing, someone has painted a whole canvas black.
*slow clap*
All your daddy's money at art school wasn't wasted there.
*slow clap*
All your daddy's money at art school wasn't wasted there.
Paint an abstract masterpiece... go buy some oils, a big brush, slap it on and tweak it for two years. Then when it's finished and you're insane, call it "Untitled No.78".
I have this image of me buying a canvas and all that then all I can draw is a stickman with a sword.
Paint whiskers on your face, then crawl up the street rubbing up against people's legs.
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