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"if you could invent anything what would it be?"

Please give your weirdest ideas.

You never know, it might actually be invented.

Bernard has no sense of adventure, imagine he hings you could do, you could be a millionaire, rob a bank, get out of life threatening situations, win every fight your in.

Watch your mates fit mum in the shower, watch the hot gil next door get undressed, cheat in every test and examination you will ever take.

Stupid Bernard, why did the BBC chose him, i agree he is saddening, there are endless possibilities

Bernard's Watch

Oh the discussions we've had over the possibilities of that watch, and how Bernard pishes them away by wheeling disabled friends to school on time. Bernard saddens me.

I'd invent a small blob of gunge or something that moulds to whatever you want it to mould into, for instance a person, and then your mind controls what it does, for example fight another blob, till you want to see it do something else, this way you'd never get bored. hmmmm..........if only i had a laboritory and millions of pounds from lottery funding.

I'm going to write a letter to camelot and see if they'll fund me

I'd invent the perfect pesticide, which would give birds, worms, slugs, flies, spiders etc. cancer.

An mechanical backside to strap onto my computer monitor, so I could have pure, undiluted crap pumped into my line of sight without having to go into threads like this one!

Somthing to shut you up!! :D

i agree cause that would be class

Eternal life.

Simply has to be done.

Emitime wrote:
> electricity!
what a smart idea

The wheel...