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"if you could invent anything what would it be?"

Please give your weirdest ideas.

You never know, it might actually be invented.

Oh! How about a "Just add water" private jet?

A retard filter would be good.

tigamilla wrote:
> Lukeman wrote:
> I'd invent a magic bullet for computers. Basically, if you get a
> virus, the bullet program reads the virus code, magically finds the
> guy who wrote it, and the bullett jumps out the screen and shoots
> him
> in the face!
>
> Dammit that was MY idea... are you telepathic?

No I'm just stalking you.......*maniacal laughter* XD

A light weight harpoon gun.

Lukeman wrote:
> I'd invent a magic bullet for computers. Basically, if you get a
> virus, the bullet program reads the virus code, magically finds the
> guy who wrote it, and the bullett jumps out the screen and shoots him
> in the face!

Dammit that was MY idea... are you telepathic?

I'd invent a magic bullet for computers. Basically, if you get a virus, the bullet program reads the virus code, magically finds the guy who wrote it, and the bullett jumps out the screen and shoots him in the face!

This is blatantly a patent robbing post - I refuse to take part...

PigKing wrote:
> Chavez XVI wrote:
> Somthing to shut you up!! :D
>
> Why are you being so hostile? he/she has done nothing wrong.
look at the smiley pig

Though it was a good idea for an invention, imagine if a tv type remote could shut someone up, like your boss screaming down your neck about why a customer complained because you made her child cry after saying legos made out of poo from cows.

I meen how was i sposed to know a 5 yr old would beleive everyword i said, inclusing that lego poisons you so you can't eat chocolate ever again

Chavez XVI wrote:
> Somthing to shut you up!! :D

Why are you being so hostile? he/she has done nothing wrong.