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"Australia."

Right, so it's a very hot country, full of poisonous creatures and insects. If you go to the North you die in the desert. Go in the sea and sharks eat you, plus it's miles from everywhere. We sent all our criminals there, so the population is more or less scum, or abbos. Their best exports are Mad Max, Crocodile Dundee (one only), and novelty cork hats. And now they have this:

[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4290384.stm[/URL]

I don't know whether to feel sorry for them, or pity them.

panthera wrote:
> still dont think so tooooooooooooooo young for me lol

He's called monkey_man for a reason you know.

Aha.

still dont think so tooooooooooooooo young for me lol

But he's all manly and hairy and stuff

u have to be kidding.......... hell no!

Wanna cyber?

oh the pm that ur talking about has not been around for abotu 10 years

well joke is not funny and i know enough about usa! oh by the way im not a guy !

This is, like, the worst thread ever. All I wanted was a little fun with our pikey cousins (not the Irish ones), but some great Gibson had to wallow in with national pride coming out his ears (anagram), and slowly watch as the whole point of the obvious joke thread skipped with gay abandon over his rather low brow.

You wanna know something? The guy who suggested the whole nuclear thing...he used to be the Prime Minister of Australia. Bwahahaha, etc.

monkey_man wrote:
> I thought Aussies had a sense of humour? Obviously not...

300 tonnes of nuclear waste will teach them a lesson.