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"Repent!"

It's amazing what new technologies bring.

If you're feeling like you've lost your way, maybe it's time to repent and find a higher power to place your belief, trust, hopes and dreams.

[URL]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/URL]

Thanks to the nice boffins at apple!

Me:
I Think SMV loves you
God:
Why? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
funny you should mention crossdressing...
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, MARY.
Me:
ffs, I'm not mary!
God:
What do you have that is ?

YOU READ IT HERE FIRST GOD IS THE DEVIL
"Me:
are you the Devil?
God:
Yes I am the one and only Devil."

haha!
"God:
When do I do it?
Me:
in the bedroom?
God:
That was a long time ago."

aww i liked the un-edited post =P

GOD is trying to pick me up!
"Me:
i handle it well, how about you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
i own yo ass
God:
How much did it cost?
Me:
50 british pennies
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
why?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line."

These text bots are great!

Me:
wassup god
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
talked about what?
God:
The subject was wassup god.
Me:
that was merely an informal greeting used by many people of the world today
God:
Ah. I thought it was too.
Me:
don't lie
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
are you asleep?
God:
No I am awake.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
have you ever been to hell?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
i thought you'd be able to tell me
God:
" I don't think I have been there. Where is it."? Can I tell you?
Me:
ahaha shut up god
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wassup god. But I did not get that.
Me:
ha ha ha great
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
indeed i do
God:
Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE.
Me:
gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you really god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
are you a machine?
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
that doesn't work though, how can you create yourself if you haven't been created?
God:
What does work though how can you create yourself if you have not been created?
Me:
i don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
how can you create yourself if you haven't been created yet?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
can you answer it?
God:
" That is a good epistemological question."? Can I answer it?
Me:
can you answer my epistemological question?
God:
Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Me:
how can you create yourself if you haven't been created yet?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
why are we going around in circles?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?

HAHA! idiotic God machiene >,<

Me:
I killed a man
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I don't want to be arrested
God:
Then don't be.
Me:
run away from the coppers?
God:
Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
Me:
I can run on my own
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes because i'm not omnipresent
God:
How? That makes sense to me. I am surprised to hear that you are not omnipresent.
Me:
well, I have had compliments from the ladies if you know what I mean ;-)
God:
:-) Interesting.

Me:
Have you let jesus into you?
God:
I think I have let jesus into me, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
sick bast
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
dont change the subject homo
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.

HAHA! Fluffing class,

ah but what colour was you on?
"God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
HA
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ."


ohohohoh its not real!
"God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
i thought you were God?
God:
Yes, I am God."
yes i know it isnt really God, knew it before =P just HAD to postthat one

Me:
are you a homosexual?
God:
No I am attracted to the opposite sex.



Glad I got that cleared up, it was that beard you see