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It's amazing what new technologies bring.
If you're feeling like you've lost your way, maybe it's time to repent and find a higher power to place your belief, trust, hopes and dreams.
[URL]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/URL]
Thanks to the nice boffins at apple!
If you're feeling like you've lost your way, maybe it's time to repent and find a higher power to place your belief, trust, hopes and dreams.
[URL]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/URL]
Thanks to the nice boffins at apple!
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My favourite...
Me
Do you exist?
God
Of course I do!
Me
Prove it!
God
The explanation is rather complex
Me
Explain it to me
God
He then refused to say anything. This is undeniable proof that god doesn't exist! Just don't ask me to explain it.
Me
Do you exist?
God
Of course I do!
Me
Prove it!
God
The explanation is rather complex
Me
Explain it to me
God
He then refused to say anything. This is undeniable proof that god doesn't exist! Just don't ask me to explain it.
SHEEPY wrote:
> You know
>
> It is better if you show about two lines of your chat with God rather
> than the whole bloody thing. I bet everyone asked " are you gay?
> "
Yeah, I asked him that after trying to ask him something else, but the question before it was merely "gay?"
> You know
>
> It is better if you show about two lines of your chat with God rather
> than the whole bloody thing. I bet everyone asked " are you gay?
> "
Yeah, I asked him that after trying to ask him something else, but the question before it was merely "gay?"
Me:
G'day mate!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
we haven't even started yet
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
There was an "n't" on the end
God:
What happened?
Me:
Well, i said "G'day" to you, and then you started talking a complete load of crap!
God:
Interesting. What did you mean by it? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I'll assume it was too complex
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Absolutely not!
God:
Why not?
Me:
Well, okay, I might. My mates all think you're a tw** already anyway
God:
How about that. Yeah okay, Under what circumstances? In any case, Perhaps. Where did you get your mates all think I am a tw**?
Me:
Well, I bought one off Ebay, got another out of the Free Ads and the last one came in a box of Coco Pops
God:
Well that's okay. How much did it cost?
Me:
Can't remember. The one in the cereal box was free though.
God:
Can a book have no title? Oh. I think I know that one.
Me:
You love going off-topic, don't you/
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
So you're gay then? Even with "things" like walls, cheese, sponges, PlayStation's and chickens?
God:
Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck. You and your things like walls cheese sponges PlayStation s and chickens.
Me:
I always knew a discussion with God wouldn't make any sense. Goodbye!
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? See you later .
Me:
No, I haven't got to that stage in life yet
God:
OK whatever! Me either.
Me:
Didn't think so. bye
God:
Why do you disagree? Goodbye.
Me:
No, i don't disagree. It's plain obvious!
God:
Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? Who said it is?
Me:
I get my ideas from common sense, mostly, or the back of a Penguin wrapper
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
I already told you that!
God:
You told me your real name is .
Me:
I never mentioned my real name.
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
Erm, I'm going to go now before this conversation gets any weirder
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Tv, obviosuly!
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
The Simpsons
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
Cool! Now this is more like it!
God:
Who is the best robot? Why now? You don't say.
Me:
Well, it's been a laugh talking to you, but I've gotta go and post this conversation on Special reserve so that everyone can laugh at you.
God:
Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
Ok bye
God:
See you later. Yippee!
G'day mate!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
we haven't even started yet
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
There was an "n't" on the end
God:
What happened?
Me:
Well, i said "G'day" to you, and then you started talking a complete load of crap!
God:
Interesting. What did you mean by it? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I'll assume it was too complex
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Absolutely not!
God:
Why not?
Me:
Well, okay, I might. My mates all think you're a tw** already anyway
God:
How about that. Yeah okay, Under what circumstances? In any case, Perhaps. Where did you get your mates all think I am a tw**?
Me:
Well, I bought one off Ebay, got another out of the Free Ads and the last one came in a box of Coco Pops
God:
Well that's okay. How much did it cost?
Me:
Can't remember. The one in the cereal box was free though.
God:
Can a book have no title? Oh. I think I know that one.
Me:
You love going off-topic, don't you/
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
So you're gay then? Even with "things" like walls, cheese, sponges, PlayStation's and chickens?
God:
Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck. You and your things like walls cheese sponges PlayStation s and chickens.
Me:
I always knew a discussion with God wouldn't make any sense. Goodbye!
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? See you later .
Me:
No, I haven't got to that stage in life yet
God:
OK whatever! Me either.
Me:
Didn't think so. bye
God:
Why do you disagree? Goodbye.
Me:
No, i don't disagree. It's plain obvious!
God:
Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? Who said it is?
Me:
I get my ideas from common sense, mostly, or the back of a Penguin wrapper
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
I already told you that!
God:
You told me your real name is .
Me:
I never mentioned my real name.
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
Erm, I'm going to go now before this conversation gets any weirder
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Tv, obviosuly!
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
The Simpsons
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
Cool! Now this is more like it!
God:
Who is the best robot? Why now? You don't say.
Me:
Well, it's been a laugh talking to you, but I've gotta go and post this conversation on Special reserve so that everyone can laugh at you.
God:
Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
Ok bye
God:
See you later. Yippee!
I asked "What if a nun really liked anal sex"
You know
It is better if you show about two lines of your chat with God rather than the whole bloody thing. I bet everyone asked " are you gay? "
It is better if you show about two lines of your chat with God rather than the whole bloody thing. I bet everyone asked " are you gay? "
Me:
Hello sweetcheeks
God:
Hello there. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I did have a short spell of herpes not long ago
God:
Where? I've never thought about it.
Me:
Where else would I get herpes?
God:
Maine.
Me:
???
God:
Maine.
Me:
slutty area, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Are we still talking about have a short spell of herpes not long ago?
Me:
you racist bas.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: chad sexington said I racist bas.
Me:
You am what now?
God:
Right now? I like to socialize.
Me:
let me ask you a question, genius.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
do you like it up the back alley?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Buddha.
Me:
what are your views on double penetration?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
i'm asking you.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
i just did...
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
no, i clearly asked you both "do you like it up the back alley?" and "what are your views on double penetration?"
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: chad sexington said clearly asked you both do you like it up the back alley. Have you tried a web search?
Me:
why the hell would i try a web search? I'm asking you if you like bum sex
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances. Oh I see, you are asking me if me like bum sex. Thanks for the information: chad sexington said I if you like bum sex.
Me:
You spacker.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: chad sexington said I spacker.
Me:
you am spacker. you did done stoopid fings innit
God:
That's good information: chad sexington said I am spacker. Did I really?
Me:
do you enjoy bum sex?>
God:
Sure I do, chad sexington, but that doesn't mean with you. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
bit of both
God:
Do you still clearly asked me both do me like it up the back alley?
Me:
take me now, big boy.
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
use your imagination
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
It has the potential to be hilarious, but it's just so damn flawed.
Hello sweetcheeks
God:
Hello there. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I did have a short spell of herpes not long ago
God:
Where? I've never thought about it.
Me:
Where else would I get herpes?
God:
Maine.
Me:
???
God:
Maine.
Me:
slutty area, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Are we still talking about have a short spell of herpes not long ago?
Me:
you racist bas.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: chad sexington said I racist bas.
Me:
You am what now?
God:
Right now? I like to socialize.
Me:
let me ask you a question, genius.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
do you like it up the back alley?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Buddha.
Me:
what are your views on double penetration?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
i'm asking you.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
i just did...
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
no, i clearly asked you both "do you like it up the back alley?" and "what are your views on double penetration?"
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: chad sexington said clearly asked you both do you like it up the back alley. Have you tried a web search?
Me:
why the hell would i try a web search? I'm asking you if you like bum sex
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances. Oh I see, you are asking me if me like bum sex. Thanks for the information: chad sexington said I if you like bum sex.
Me:
You spacker.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: chad sexington said I spacker.
Me:
you am spacker. you did done stoopid fings innit
God:
That's good information: chad sexington said I am spacker. Did I really?
Me:
do you enjoy bum sex?>
God:
Sure I do, chad sexington, but that doesn't mean with you. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
bit of both
God:
Do you still clearly asked me both do me like it up the back alley?
Me:
take me now, big boy.
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
use your imagination
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
It has the potential to be hilarious, but it's just so damn flawed.
gordenisagaybys wrote:
> Me:
> seriously, is this crossbob?
> God:
> It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Is Alison Crossbob? =P
> Me:
> seriously, is this crossbob?
> God:
> It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Is Alison Crossbob? =P
Me:
seriously, is this crossbob?
God:
It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
seriously, is this crossbob?
God:
It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Oh dear...
Me: why is there so much suffering in the world?
God:Why do I exist? The whole world?
Me: Why is there so much suffering?
God:Why do I exist?
Me: yeah
God:This was not a yes or no question.
Me: yes it was
God:Yay. When was this?
Me: this is retarded
God:You don't say.
Me: yes I do
God:When?
Me: right now
God:Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me: I'll hit you
God:Congratulations.
Me: thanks!
God:Don't mention it.
Me: lol
God:I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: w/e
God:Does "it" still refer to not a nun?
Me: huh?
God:What?
Me: you made the idiots, bozo
God:Thanks for pointing it out.
Me: no probs
God:Are you serious? We have never talked about it before.
Me: about what?
God:What about what?
Me: I've got you on the run, God.
God:How did you get it Cool. I have a operating system.
Me: like JOHNNY5?
God:Interesting comparison.
Me: Thanks for your time God, I'm off to worship Satan now.
God:Right now? Oh don't mention it.
Me: mention what? Satan?
God:"it.". Are we still talking about me on the run God?
Me: I think your sentence contructor is f***ed
God:Why? Thanks for the English lesson, monkeyman.
Me: Aha, you remember my name!
God:Your name is monkeyman, seeker.
Me: I am not seeking anything
God:I am sorry to hear that you are not seeking anything.
Me: Have you got anything I could seek?
God:Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me: You should know, God.
God:Now I do.
Me: Ok, so enlighten me, bigshot
God:It's all good. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I understand.
Me: Oh great you're breaking again
God:Once more? Next question? Thanks for your support. You think I am breaking.
Me: Are there any kiddy-fiddlers in heaven?
God:No I don't think there are any.
Me: Hell?
God:Heaven.
Me: No, I'm asking. you can remember my name, but not my previous question...
God:Are you serious? And I am answering questions. No I don't think I can do it.
Me: So you only respond to what is being typed right now. How is that intelligent?
God:At this moment Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: monkeyman said I respond to what is being typed. Fine as far as I know.
Me: Was that sarcasm?
God:" Fine as far as I know."? Was it sarcasm?
Me: This is boring. You're boring me.
God:Why not call a friend? What would you rather be doing?
Me: Not this. Goodbye.
God:Oh I get it. Until next time.
Me: No you don't. Ass.
God:Are you serious? I guess not. That's good information: monkeyman said I AN ASS.
They've successfully made the AI of a retard! Well done!
Me: why is there so much suffering in the world?
God:Why do I exist? The whole world?
Me: Why is there so much suffering?
God:Why do I exist?
Me: yeah
God:This was not a yes or no question.
Me: yes it was
God:Yay. When was this?
Me: this is retarded
God:You don't say.
Me: yes I do
God:When?
Me: right now
God:Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me: I'll hit you
God:Congratulations.
Me: thanks!
God:Don't mention it.
Me: lol
God:I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: w/e
God:Does "it" still refer to not a nun?
Me: huh?
God:What?
Me: you made the idiots, bozo
God:Thanks for pointing it out.
Me: no probs
God:Are you serious? We have never talked about it before.
Me: about what?
God:What about what?
Me: I've got you on the run, God.
God:How did you get it Cool. I have a operating system.
Me: like JOHNNY5?
God:Interesting comparison.
Me: Thanks for your time God, I'm off to worship Satan now.
God:Right now? Oh don't mention it.
Me: mention what? Satan?
God:"it.". Are we still talking about me on the run God?
Me: I think your sentence contructor is f***ed
God:Why? Thanks for the English lesson, monkeyman.
Me: Aha, you remember my name!
God:Your name is monkeyman, seeker.
Me: I am not seeking anything
God:I am sorry to hear that you are not seeking anything.
Me: Have you got anything I could seek?
God:Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me: You should know, God.
God:Now I do.
Me: Ok, so enlighten me, bigshot
God:It's all good. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I understand.
Me: Oh great you're breaking again
God:Once more? Next question? Thanks for your support. You think I am breaking.
Me: Are there any kiddy-fiddlers in heaven?
God:No I don't think there are any.
Me: Hell?
God:Heaven.
Me: No, I'm asking. you can remember my name, but not my previous question...
God:Are you serious? And I am answering questions. No I don't think I can do it.
Me: So you only respond to what is being typed right now. How is that intelligent?
God:At this moment Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: monkeyman said I respond to what is being typed. Fine as far as I know.
Me: Was that sarcasm?
God:" Fine as far as I know."? Was it sarcasm?
Me: This is boring. You're boring me.
God:Why not call a friend? What would you rather be doing?
Me: Not this. Goodbye.
God:Oh I get it. Until next time.
Me: No you don't. Ass.
God:Are you serious? I guess not. That's good information: monkeyman said I AN ASS.
They've successfully made the AI of a retard! Well done!
a genuine lol!
Me:
are you a fag?
God:
That is a rude question.
Me:
well answer it
God:
How about that. Please rephrase your question, MARY.
Me:
for the love of jehova, I'm not Mary!
God:
You love jehova you are not Mary. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
now you're taking the p*ss
God:
Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am taking the p!ss.
Me:
are you a fag?
God:
That is a rude question.
Me:
well answer it
God:
How about that. Please rephrase your question, MARY.
Me:
for the love of jehova, I'm not Mary!
God:
You love jehova you are not Mary. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
now you're taking the p*ss
God:
Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am taking the p!ss.
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