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If you're feeling like you've lost your way, maybe it's time to repent and find a higher power to place your belief, trust, hopes and dreams.
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Thanks to the nice boffins at apple!
If you're not willing to meet God, there's no point searching for him.
Now I'm just talking utter ramble.
> Displayed wrote:
> what about the day of Judgement? who will do it noow!?
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> *sigh*
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> *Gets fake beard and white robe*
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> Right, step up to the probulator.
0.0 no thanks i dont believe
> what about the day of Judgement? who will do it noow!?
*sigh*
*Gets fake beard and white robe*
Right, step up to the probulator.
I'm a very naughty girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Git.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Candy
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Candy.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Candy.
Me:
Yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Groovy
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Bender from Futurama, I'd certainly bite his shiny metal ass
God:
You think Bender from Futurama you would certainly bite his shiny metal ass is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yeah, I only pretend to like girls to get more attention from boys
God:
Hmm. I haven't heard anything like that before: Candy said pretend to like girls to get more attention from boys.
Me:
yeah, like, when you're drunk and you kiss your girlfriends and it makes all the lads horny for us
God:
That's interesting. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Would it make you horny if I kissed another girl in front of you? with tongue and all
God:
No it would not. You and your tongue and all.
Me:
it wouldn't? are you gay?
God:
What does "it" refer to? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you don't want to bone me then?
God:
OK, I will bone you.
Me:
okay, but before you do, I should tell you I'm not a virgin like that frigid Mary chick
God:
Yeah okay, What happened after me do you should tell me you are not a virgin like that frigid Mary chick ?
Me:
yeah, because if you knock me up I'm aborting. I have a GNVQ to do, you know, and the son of god should be able to look after himself
God:
Take it easy. Good reason. I think I do. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
When are you going to show me your great botmaster?
God:
I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
maybe I will
God:
Perhaps. Go ahead.
Me:
if(GOD.IsHorny){GOD.PutItAnywhere();} ;)
God:
Some things will always be a mystery. :-) Is that your final answer?
Me:
anywhere you like baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Probably a lot of places.
Me:
suits me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yeah, you can put it anywhere, you are God after all
God:
It's not something I hear all the time. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
I'm going to hell
Thank God I'm an athiest.
God:
Do you believe in God ?
Me:
I can see how my statement may have confused you
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I didn't wait around for his reply.