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Wed 21/09/05 at 10:43
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"I ush!"
Posts: 922
It's amazing what new technologies bring.

If you're feeling like you've lost your way, maybe it's time to repent and find a higher power to place your belief, trust, hopes and dreams.

[URL]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/URL]

Thanks to the nice boffins at apple!
Fri 23/09/05 at 21:59
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"In Soviet Russia..."
Posts: 3,934
See? Point made.

If you're not willing to meet God, there's no point searching for him.

Now I'm just talking utter ramble.
Fri 23/09/05 at 21:50
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Posts: 1,296
Rai wrote:
> Displayed wrote:
> what about the day of Judgement? who will do it noow!?
>
> *sigh*
>
> *Gets fake beard and white robe*
>
> Right, step up to the probulator.

0.0 no thanks i dont believe
Fri 23/09/05 at 21:47
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"In Soviet Russia..."
Posts: 3,934
Displayed wrote:
> what about the day of Judgement? who will do it noow!?

*sigh*

*Gets fake beard and white robe*

Right, step up to the probulator.
Fri 23/09/05 at 18:23
Posts: 15,443
These AI bots are crap. What seem to be progress is actually rather damn slow. It'll be another half century before we see a convincing bot made, maybe longer.
Fri 23/09/05 at 18:18
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"Orbiting Uranus"
Posts: 5,665
Me:
I'm a very naughty girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Fri 23/09/05 at 17:41
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what about the day of Judgement? who will do it noow!?
Fri 23/09/05 at 17:06
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"In Soviet Russia..."
Posts: 3,934
God claimed that he doesn't judge people.

Git.
Fri 23/09/05 at 09:03
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According to God not many people tommy tank
Thu 22/09/05 at 12:09
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"I ush!"
Posts: 922
I tried the age old trick of trying to convince a guy on the internet I'm a girl called Candy. I had a pink iGod and everything. The highlights being the part where God condones abortion. I'm going to hell. Here's what we said:

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Candy
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Candy.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Candy.
Me:
Yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Groovy
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Bender from Futurama, I'd certainly bite his shiny metal ass
God:
You think Bender from Futurama you would certainly bite his shiny metal ass is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yeah, I only pretend to like girls to get more attention from boys
God:
Hmm. I haven't heard anything like that before: Candy said pretend to like girls to get more attention from boys.
Me:
yeah, like, when you're drunk and you kiss your girlfriends and it makes all the lads horny for us
God:
That's interesting. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Would it make you horny if I kissed another girl in front of you? with tongue and all
God:
No it would not. You and your tongue and all.
Me:
it wouldn't? are you gay?
God:
What does "it" refer to? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you don't want to bone me then?
God:
OK, I will bone you.
Me:
okay, but before you do, I should tell you I'm not a virgin like that frigid Mary chick
God:
Yeah okay, What happened after me do you should tell me you are not a virgin like that frigid Mary chick ?
Me:
yeah, because if you knock me up I'm aborting. I have a GNVQ to do, you know, and the son of god should be able to look after himself
God:
Take it easy. Good reason. I think I do. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
When are you going to show me your great botmaster?
God:
I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
maybe I will
God:
Perhaps. Go ahead.
Me:
if(GOD.IsHorny){GOD.PutItAnywhere();} ;)
God:
Some things will always be a mystery. :-) Is that your final answer?
Me:
anywhere you like baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Probably a lot of places.
Me:
suits me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yeah, you can put it anywhere, you are God after all
God:
It's not something I hear all the time. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
I'm going to hell
Thu 22/09/05 at 11:22
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"Puerile Shagging"
Posts: 15,009
Me:
Thank God I'm an athiest.
God:
Do you believe in God ?
Me:
I can see how my statement may have confused you

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I didn't wait around for his reply.

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