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"Best day ever."

I skipped school today and found myself enjoying life more. I went to Safeway and "bought" the Special Edition Gladiator and found myself pigging out at home and faking voices down the line to the school receptionist. How was your day?

"9:25 - In Tomorrows Episode of 'A Day in the Life of Alex' Alex tries to convince some people on the internet that he has been elected as queen of state for Wales, pledging to prove it with certificates from God (who lives on the Moon), and how he can change his shoe size with the power of the mind"

JFH wrote:
> Alfonse wrote:
> I'm off to bed. Busy day tommorow.
>
> You've got to be alert when you're stealing things.

Yes. I like stealing. Live with it.

You're such a loser, why does it matter whether you're stealing from Safeway or a small family business? Maybe Safeway won't lose as much of their percentage of profit, but it's stealing. Illegal. The fact that you are doing it for fun, as opposed to doing it to survive or whatever, which could be argued as less bad. Anyway, the point is: You are not a "nice" guy.

Alfonse wrote:
> Oh well. I think I might just film parts of my life and call it
> "A day in the life of Alex".
>
> Then you can think what you want and imagine what it's like to be me
> because it is so much more interesting then being you.

I doubt that, fella. I have a lot going for me in my life. Your weedy comment only fuels me with pride in myself. Nice going.

Alfonse wrote:
> I'm off to bed. Busy day tommorow.

You've got to be alert when you're stealing things.

Badass!

Oh well. I think I might just film parts of my life and call it "A day in the life of Alex".Then you'll probably try and tell me it's all not proof but to tell you the truth I don't really care.

Then you can think what you want and imagine what it's like to be me because it is so much more interesting then being you.

I'm off to bed. Busy day tommorow.

Goodnight.

Then you'll probably try and tell me it's all not proof but to tell you the truth I don't really care.

Alfonse wrote:
> Do you want a photograph of the death certificate or something?

You'll probably find it lying next to your A-level certificates.

Just been reading through some of the more recent posts in this thread, and you sound like a complete tart Alfonse...

If you're proud of stealing, then there's no bounds to what else you could be proud of. I pity you more than anything else, either that or I severly dislike you because you're a big-headed git. Who cares?

One minute it's 'I'm a nice guy, I take food to feed my starving family' and the next it's 'I like stealing'

You're a lying idiot who's making up stories.

Your REAL day? You went to school, sat on your own at lunch as you have no friends, and came back to go on the internet and make up stories.