Viewing Thread:
"Pro Evo Soccer 4"

OPS2 Says, PES4 is the god of all football games and i think thats true real Players, Real names, Real teams, Real referee's, Real stadiums say what do you think it's the greatest football game i ever played 10/10 and the only, Bad thing is not compatible online.

Oh wait. I get it now.

lol

I thoiught that Me too was him agreeing with something, but it's actually saying he is like a crowd member who thougt it had gone in.

:D

EDIT: the thoughts were 2 typos. I swear.

Clazon wrote:

> Brackley: "Wow, what a strike!"
> overidden by Brooking: "I think some of the crowd thought thqat
> was in"
> overidden by Brackley: "Yes, that was very close"
>
> or something.

AfroJoe wrote:

> When taking a shot which has sailed miles wide or over:
> Brackley - "Ooh, it's gone inches wide."
> Brooking - "Yeah, I think some of the fans thought that was in.
> Me too."


That's the one. I mean what the Hell were they on. It's just an garble of commentary cliches.

I found that i became infinitely better when i flicked through the manual.

It tells you about the 3-4 crossing methods, 4 passing methods, etc.



WARNING! Doing this had me lose a part of me that considered myself a man.




In a moral sense of course, not some sort of bizarre bo!!ock papercut incident.

Commentary is excellent. Since getting the game I've noticed a few completely stupid lines.


When taking a shot which has sailed miles wide or over:
Brackley - "Ooh, it's gone inches wide."
Brooking - "Yeah, I think some of the fans thought that was in. Me too."

When the ball goes out for a throw-in:
Brackley - "It's gone out for a goal kick."

When you're beginning a championship-deciding match:
Brackley - "It's the end to a poor season for both these sides - whoever loses is surely facing relegation."

When the advantage rule is played (meaning it's a foul, but has been ignored for advantage):
Brooking - "A player's gone down there, and the referee sees nothing wrong with it."

They also over-rule each other on a number of occasions.


Ah, PES commentary. Where would we be without it?

Eheh...

Played too much FIFA over the past two years to lose it's ease of play.

I wuv PES much though, so practice is for moi.

Come on Fiorentina!

Coin wrote:
> Any advice on how to improve?

Play lots and lots and don't try to be FIFA ideaology driven. Know that there are various ways of passing and doing one-twos and variations on cross types.


Having a good footballing mind helps a bit too.

Pro Evo wrote:
> Good to see the commentators are as good as ever...

The revolutionary "He passed that sideways!" is hilarious.


Also, I took one crap shot from distance in the second minute, which got half blocked, but inspired Brackley to call Japan "Invicible" or some such tripe.


Also I think there's a slightly glitched sound bite. When a good shot goes just wide you get:

Brackley: "Wow, what a strike!"
overidden by Brooking: "I think some of the crowd thought thqat was in"
overidden by Brackley: "Yes, that was very close"

or something.


****

Anyone notice the spelling mistakes in edit mode?

Dear God, Konami couldn't even be bothered to get the word "width" spelt correctly...

Any advice on how to improve?

Yay PES4 just arrived.

Snap.

Gimme a sec to get good...

:D

Coin wrote:
> I need help... I'm sh*te at PES3... 4 doesn't arrive 'til Monday.

Your screwed.

Seriously, if you havnt mastered PES3 theres not much hope for you.