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"I think it's only fair ..."

that Julie Birchall is strapped down and injected with de-icer. First we are to believe that Chavs are the 'backbone' of society. We were told that those claiming un-needed benefit, adorning town centres with the menacing prescence of foul mouthed slang english and a sea of burberry, are the best Great Britain has to offer.

Now we're being told by Queen Chav that "Reality" TV is good for us. Good for us how, you god-awful hag? Good by reducing our nations average IQ, by filling our heads with trivial nonsense, when life changing events are unfolding around the world? Good by filling every spare minute of radio and tv air-time with the life story of some no-name 'celeb' who has done nothing at all for the world and has no talent whatsoever? Good by discarding the almost limitless potential of the television, to teach and inform, by using it to turn the nation into one of zombies, desperately seeking updates on people who are for the most part emotionally and mentally unhinged?

Shut up little girl, go back to whichever celeb weekly you were drooling over, text your chav mates about how 'Brian off bg bruvva is wel hot innit?', and stop wasting valuable air time with your 'research'.

Every day this country feels like it's getting dumber.

And on top of it all, she's fat.

I say on top of it all, obviously I mean kind of around it all.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Isn't she the one who the Private Eye get stuck into?
>
> They usually show two pieces of writing about a week apart, showing
> completely different views.

That's Ian Hislop for you!