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"I think it's only fair ..."

that Julie Birchall is strapped down and injected with de-icer. First we are to believe that Chavs are the 'backbone' of society. We were told that those claiming un-needed benefit, adorning town centres with the menacing prescence of foul mouthed slang english and a sea of burberry, are the best Great Britain has to offer.

Now we're being told by Queen Chav that "Reality" TV is good for us. Good for us how, you god-awful hag? Good by reducing our nations average IQ, by filling our heads with trivial nonsense, when life changing events are unfolding around the world? Good by filling every spare minute of radio and tv air-time with the life story of some no-name 'celeb' who has done nothing at all for the world and has no talent whatsoever? Good by discarding the almost limitless potential of the television, to teach and inform, by using it to turn the nation into one of zombies, desperately seeking updates on people who are for the most part emotionally and mentally unhinged?

Shut up little girl, go back to whichever celeb weekly you were drooling over, text your chav mates about how 'Brian off bg bruvva is wel hot innit?', and stop wasting valuable air time with your 'research'.

Every day this country feels like it's getting dumber.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Isn't she the one who the Private Eye get stuck into?
>
> They usually show two pieces of writing about a week apart, showing
> completely different views.

That's Ian Hislop for you!

And on top of it all, she's fat.

I say on top of it all, obviously I mean kind of around it all.

mattributé wrote:
> She says stuff for controversy.
> She just wants attention.

that's pretty much the situation nicely summed there :)

I'm poor and I'm great.

She wrote (the book that was recently made into a TV series) Sugar Rush and was married to Tony Parsons. She clearly thinks she's great, but her journalism always uses 'being controversial' as a means of attempting to hide 'being poor'.

The other board doesn't keep archives sadly, cleared the end of each day.
I'm seeing if anybody kept it though, worth a read.
Pretty much everybody disliked her and told her, she kept saying "As if your opinions matter to one as rich and fabolous as I".

Horrid woman, and a terrible "journalist" who is the print equivelant of Kilroy-Silk

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Go team Goatbi.
> I would have loved to witness that electronic dissection.

Seconded.

Any chance of a link Mr Goatbi?

Isn't she the one who the Private Eye get stuck into?

They usually show two pieces of writing about a week apart, showing completely different views.

Go team Goatbi.
I would have loved to witness that electronic dissection.

Burchill's a hack "journalist" who writes articles purely designed to garner column inches and incite angry feedback, justifying her chunky nasal existence.
Think a tubbier female Richard Littlejohn without the sneering spasticness.
On a plus point, she posts on another board and when people figured her screenname, she was torn asunder. And although it may not be big or clever, I'm pleased to say I informed her that her "SHOCKING!!!" tv series was, in fact, boring purility.