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"What's small, and shiny, and blue?"

A baby with a plastic bag over its head

Chavez XVI wrote:
> Whats small, shiny, and green?
>
> You have in your nose sticky stuff called snot/crows...anything you
> like. When these items are rolled by their owner they become
> small,shiny and green or black!! :D

That's got to be the worst joke [I]anybody[I] has [B]ever[B] made.

Why should you put a baby into a blender feet first?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What's white, made of plastic and dangerous to children?

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Michael Jackson

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How do you make a baby cry twice?

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Wipe your 'willy' on its teddy bear

What's worse than 3 dead babies in a bin?

1 dead baby in 3 bins.

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some classy jokes all round. If there's a hell, we're all going to it.

You have in your nose sticky stuff called snot/crows...anything you like. When these items are rolled by their owner they become small,shiny and green or black!! :D

How do you get 60 babies into a vase?



A blender.




How do you get them out?




A straw.




What's best about having sex with twenty eight year olds?




There's 20 of them.

Er ... my nose isn't shiny and green

Are you a Martian?

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Your penis?

Maybe yours is! But no no that was'nt the answer. I'll give you a clue, "nose". :D

Yeah, because that makes sense cross bob.