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"What's small, and shiny, and blue?"

A baby with a plastic bag over its head

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Ewwwwww, sicko! :-)

Well, you did ask!

0:^)

Smedlos wrote:
> Don't worry if you baby is choking on an ice cube.
> Simply pour boiling water down it's throat and the blockage will be instantly removed.

Ah, another Viz reader.

Don't worry if you baby is choking on an ice cube.

Simply pour boiling water down it's throat and the blockage will be instantly removed.

Timmargh wrote:
> WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Do tell...
>
> So you can come in its mouth.

jesus Tim, that's disgusting, vile and outright offensive.


it's also being stolen

Timmargh wrote:
> So you can come in its mouth.

Not so much a joke, more of a 'Quick Routes to Prison, Step 1'

Step 2 is telling people.

Ewwwwww, sicko! :-)

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Do tell...

So you can come in its mouth.

We had joy, we had fun
Flicking bogies at the sun
When the sun turned hot
All the bogies turned to snot

gerrid wrote:
> Chavez XVI wrote:
> Whats small, shiny, and green?
> >
> You have in your nose sticky stuff called snot/crows...anything you
> like. When these items are rolled by their owner they become
> small,shiny and green or black!! :D
>
> That's got to be the worst joke [I]anybody[I] has [B]ever[B] made.

He sure is

Timmargh wrote:
> Why should you put a baby into a blender feet first?

Do tell...