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"What's small, and shiny, and blue?"

A baby with a plastic bag over its head

What's black and slides up and down Nelson's Column?


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Nelson Mandela's wife

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Before anyone takes offence, I'm not implying Black people are inferior or insulting people.

And Nelson Mandela's a great man, one of the most inspirational figures of the 20th Century.

But a joke is a joke ...

Rai wrote:
> What's brown and sticky?
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> Poo.
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> Now that's the worst joke ever told.

Isn't it supposed to be "a stick"?



What do a gorilla and a lampost have in common?













You can find them both in teh jungle. Well, apart from the lamppost.

That's taking it too far.

This is getting extremely sick now. And deranged.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.


for more highly tasteful baby jokes :

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What's brown and sticky?

Poo.




Now that's the worst joke ever told.

Well then the punchline is obvious from the 5th word! I think you should change it.

gerrid wrote:
> isn't that "what do you get for attacking"?

No.

Timmargh wrote:
> Smedlos wrote:
> Don't worry if you baby is choking on an ice cube.
> Simply pour boiling water down it's throat and the blockage will be
> instantly removed.
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> Ah, another Viz reader.

Just got it on one of the many e-mails that go round work

isn't that "what do you get for attacking"?

What do you get while attacking a five year old with a straight razor?

An erection.