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Outrun is a dull racing game. Not a bad one, and it looks very pretty, but when compared with Burnout 3 ...well, there is no comparison. Kingdom Under Fire was good, but it's just Dynasty Warriors 3 with different characters. I like DW3, so I'll stick with that. Conflict: Vietnam was the only good one out of the bunch, but then that's just another rehash of the Conflict series of games - different characters, different location. So I lost interest in that pretty quickly, as I've played the other two Conflict games to death.
Oh, and Men Of Valour was crap. It looked crap, and had all the excitement of weeing into a sock. At one point after easily getting to the top of the hill, I felt myself getting shot at. So I composed myself, reloaded my gun, then turned around (whilst still getting shot), and the enemy VC was stuck running against my player on the spot, whilst trying to shoot me at point blank range. That's the sort of lazy AI I hate. And the bodies vanish - I hate that too. It's the Xbox, for f**k's sake - look at Halo. Half the fun of that game is sticking grenades on corpses and watching them fly. Lazy AI, lazy graphics, lazy cross-console port. F**kers.
I played it at Virgin and it's so pathetically easy and stupid. Very clunky controls and truly woeful sound effects.
*Shakes head*
My friend lent me the demo today. I just had a go on it.
Def Jam 2 - Very good but quite easy
Leisure Suit Larry - Rather stupid. A big letdown as it should have been much better than it is.
Kindgom Under Fire - Excellent game. Well worth buying
Outrun 2 - Ancient and pathetic.