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Draw was made today:

[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/4153606.stm[/URL]

Team GB are completely screwed.

Henman should win his first round match but the French guy that he'll probably face in the second round is pretty decent from what I've seen. If he did make it the third round then the rest of his journey would probably look like this: Ancic - Safin - Hewitt - Federer - Nadal. Not a chance for Tim, not a chance.

Rusedski has it even tougher. He could face Nadal in the third round which is pretty unlucky and to get there he's a got a couple of matches that won't be easy, especially with an American in the first round.

Murray still has to get past the qualifying stages and with him having a bad shoulder that's not guaranteed. If he did make it into the draw then it'd be tough for him to get very far because he'd alost certainly end up against one of the top seeds very early on.

It was looking petty good for GB just a few days ago. Rusedski's been on fantastic form, Henman had a great run last year at the US Open, and Murray's only been improving since Wimbledon. Looks like it'll be at least 2006 before a Brit win a Grand Slam again.

*Runs away to play with Paint*

JFH wrote:
> Why not, she can't be any worse than the current David James?

True. At least she'd be able to make the drinks at half time.

mattributé wrote:
> Yeah, my mum could be called David James, but she wouldn't be the Man
> City keeper, would she?

Why not, she can't be any worse than the current David James?

JFH wrote:
> When that does happen, remember that I always saw him as a Scot.

He is a Scot. I've just got to tell myse;lf he's British so I can like him.

Colourless wrote:
> As soon as Murray starts losing he'll be Scottish.

When that does happen, remember that I always saw him as a Scot.

Yeah, my mum could be called David James, but she wouldn't be the Man City keeper, would she?

And Cruella was hardly the devil, she only wanted to slaughter a few pups. Puppies who were obv. being mistreated by those basts. It's not like she wanted to slaughter the 3rd world for fun, is it?

As soon as Murray starts losing he'll be Scottish.

Like that British guy who won the silver ski-ing medal. The same scottish guy then had it removed after testing positive in a drugs test...

Sad :(

mattributé wrote:
> either way, it was only Satan that could've spawned something that looks like Rooney. Fact.

Cruella De Ville

Satan needs a woman, there she is.

Nah, if you were far gone on ye olde alcohol, Cruella would get it. If I remember rightly - I am looking back a good 6 years now, so yeah. She may have been fit, she may not have been. either way, it was only Satan that could've spawned something that looks like Rooney. Fact.

Murray's had another stroke of fortune. Ferrero got knocked out so Murray will end up playing some unknown French person in the next round.

I bet Murray and Rooney were born on the same day, to the same mother. Probably Cruella De Ville.