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"Getting married................"

I now have 1 week 4 days left of freedom. Any suggestions on what to do? Also any suggestions or advice for my speech would be good!

You could always have the bride assasinated.

"Please don't let this ruin your day, go and enjoy the reception. They're probably playing the chicken dance. So go enjoy the chicken dance."

Eat KFC.

Rai wrote:
> You could always have the bride assasinated.
>
> "Please don't let this ruin your day, go and enjoy the
> reception. They're probably playing the chicken dance. So go enjoy
> the chicken dance."

I am not trying to get out of it!!!

Rai wrote:

> "Please don't let this ruin your day, go and enjoy the
> reception. They're probably playing the chicken dance. So go enjoy
> the chicken dance."

"look... look at this gash in my leg.. ooooh i cut myself deep.

... doesn't hurt though"

Ranma wrote:
> then you can hide out here
> [URL]http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1500991.html?menu=[/URL]

Hahaha

"We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is.

"After all, F**king has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr F**k or the F**k family moved into the area."

many goats wrote:
> "After all, F**king has existed for 800 years, probably when a
> Mr F**k or the F**k family moved into the area."[/I]

There I was thinking its been around longer than that. Wonder how the human race produced before that then? The mind boggles.