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I now have 1 week 4 days left of freedom. Any suggestions on what to do? Also any suggestions or advice for my speech would be good!

say her sisters name instead! :D

Very_Metal wrote:
> finish the speech with "....and yes, the buffet is now open.
> parasites."

XD

finish the speech with "....and yes, the buffet is now open. parasites."

The Wardy wrote:
> Nah, during his speech he was saying to "raise your glasses to
> relatives that couldnt be here today" (because they had died)
> and it made him really upset.
>
> If you are going to say that i would advise you to leave it until the
> end so that you can get the rest of your speech out the way :)

Poor bloke.

Super Kev wrote:
> The Wardy wrote:
> I was at a wedding the other day and the groom started crying during
> his speech and i felt well sorry for him.
>
> Why? Did he all of a sudden sober up and realise what he had done?

Nah, during his speech he was saying to "raise your glasses to relatives that couldnt be here today" (because they had died) and it made him really upset.

If you are going to say that i would advise you to leave it until the end so that you can get the rest of your speech out the way :)

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Super Kev wrote:
> Any suggestions on what to do?
>
> Tell her you've changed your mind! X-D

Haha. I dont think that would go down to well at all. Might give it a go though, just for a laugh!

The Wardy wrote:
> I was at a wedding the other day and the groom started crying during
> his speech and i felt well sorry for him.

Why? Did he all of a sudden sober up and realise what he had done?

Hedfix wrote:
> I was saying if you get divorced later she'll rip your balls off. :D

And that would just be painful. Ouch.

Super Kev wrote:
> Any suggestions on what to do?

Tell her you've changed your mind! X-D

That's because his wife was practicing for the divorce under the table.

*Winces*