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Christian groups are said to be up in arms about a new version of the Bible aimed at attracting teenagers back into the arms of the Lord. ‘Da Biblez’ features all of the Bible stories we know and love, but written in a style to appeal to a younger generation, and this is thought to have upset die-hard Christians.
An extract from the story of Adam and Eve that has caused so much outrage:
Adam: ‘Sup God? The Garden of Eden is the shiznit, but like, where are my homies? Ain’t even no biatches, man.
God: STFU, n00b!
Adam: C’mon bredren, you holdin’ out on me.
God: FFS! Gis a McRib and I’ll sort yo’ out.
Heather Evergreen, from Christian youth group Outreach released the following statement: “Whilst encouraging youngsters to turn to the word of God and the teachings of our Saviour Jesus Christ, I don’t think bastardising His texts is the right way to go about it, is it? The word of God should remain true, and not be portrayed in such a light – for there is only one true light, and that is the light of God that shines down from Heaven unto us, leaving the heathens in eternal darkness.”
However, the book certainly is proving popular amongst its target audience, with it now being considered cool to have a copy of ‘Da Biblez’ showing from one of the pockets of the massively oversized jeans they wear.
Burberry cap sporting youf Chazen Dave is a big fan. “S’like showed me religion in a new light, like. S’like Jesus, he had his crew, but Judas was like the mo’fo rat doin’ the dirty. We’re down wi’ that. Not, like, we like it, but like, we get it, like.S’like of the street, we sees it everyday.”
‘Da Biblez’ is available in all good bookstores at £12.99 in hardback. A paperback edition will be available in time for Christmas
An extract from the story of Adam and Eve that has caused so much outrage:
Adam: ‘Sup God? The Garden of Eden is the shiznit, but like, where are my homies? Ain’t even no biatches, man.
God: STFU, n00b!
Adam: C’mon bredren, you holdin’ out on me.
God: FFS! Gis a McRib and I’ll sort yo’ out.
Heather Evergreen, from Christian youth group Outreach released the following statement: “Whilst encouraging youngsters to turn to the word of God and the teachings of our Saviour Jesus Christ, I don’t think bastardising His texts is the right way to go about it, is it? The word of God should remain true, and not be portrayed in such a light – for there is only one true light, and that is the light of God that shines down from Heaven unto us, leaving the heathens in eternal darkness.”
However, the book certainly is proving popular amongst its target audience, with it now being considered cool to have a copy of ‘Da Biblez’ showing from one of the pockets of the massively oversized jeans they wear.
Burberry cap sporting youf Chazen Dave is a big fan. “S’like showed me religion in a new light, like. S’like Jesus, he had his crew, but Judas was like the mo’fo rat doin’ the dirty. We’re down wi’ that. Not, like, we like it, but like, we get it, like.S’like of the street, we sees it everyday.”
‘Da Biblez’ is available in all good bookstores at £12.99 in hardback. A paperback edition will be available in time for Christmas
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Meka Dragon wrote:
> Chazen Dave
HURRAH!
> Chazen Dave
HURRAH!
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Adam: ‘Sup God? The Garden of Eden is the shiznit, but like, where
> are my homies? Ain’t even no biatches, man.
>
> God: STFU, n00b!
Heheheheheeh. Genius.
> Adam: ‘Sup God? The Garden of Eden is the shiznit, but like, where
> are my homies? Ain’t even no biatches, man.
>
> God: STFU, n00b!
Heheheheheeh. Genius.
:^D
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Adam: C’mon bredren, you holdin’ out on me.
Haha, excellent.
> Adam: C’mon bredren, you holdin’ out on me.
Haha, excellent.
Christian groups are said to be up in arms about a new version of the Bible aimed at attracting teenagers back into the arms of the Lord. ‘Da Biblez’ features all of the Bible stories we know and love, but written in a style to appeal to a younger generation, and this is thought to have upset die-hard Christians.
An extract from the story of Adam and Eve that has caused so much outrage:
Adam: ‘Sup God? The Garden of Eden is the shiznit, but like, where are my homies? Ain’t even no biatches, man.
God: STFU, n00b!
Adam: C’mon bredren, you holdin’ out on me.
God: FFS! Gis a McRib and I’ll sort yo’ out.
Heather Evergreen, from Christian youth group Outreach released the following statement: “Whilst encouraging youngsters to turn to the word of God and the teachings of our Saviour Jesus Christ, I don’t think bastardising His texts is the right way to go about it, is it? The word of God should remain true, and not be portrayed in such a light – for there is only one true light, and that is the light of God that shines down from Heaven unto us, leaving the heathens in eternal darkness.”
However, the book certainly is proving popular amongst its target audience, with it now being considered cool to have a copy of ‘Da Biblez’ showing from one of the pockets of the massively oversized jeans they wear.
Burberry cap sporting youf Chazen Dave is a big fan. “S’like showed me religion in a new light, like. S’like Jesus, he had his crew, but Judas was like the mo’fo rat doin’ the dirty. We’re down wi’ that. Not, like, we like it, but like, we get it, like.S’like of the street, we sees it everyday.”
‘Da Biblez’ is available in all good bookstores at £12.99 in hardback. A paperback edition will be available in time for Christmas
An extract from the story of Adam and Eve that has caused so much outrage:
Adam: ‘Sup God? The Garden of Eden is the shiznit, but like, where are my homies? Ain’t even no biatches, man.
God: STFU, n00b!
Adam: C’mon bredren, you holdin’ out on me.
God: FFS! Gis a McRib and I’ll sort yo’ out.
Heather Evergreen, from Christian youth group Outreach released the following statement: “Whilst encouraging youngsters to turn to the word of God and the teachings of our Saviour Jesus Christ, I don’t think bastardising His texts is the right way to go about it, is it? The word of God should remain true, and not be portrayed in such a light – for there is only one true light, and that is the light of God that shines down from Heaven unto us, leaving the heathens in eternal darkness.”
However, the book certainly is proving popular amongst its target audience, with it now being considered cool to have a copy of ‘Da Biblez’ showing from one of the pockets of the massively oversized jeans they wear.
Burberry cap sporting youf Chazen Dave is a big fan. “S’like showed me religion in a new light, like. S’like Jesus, he had his crew, but Judas was like the mo’fo rat doin’ the dirty. We’re down wi’ that. Not, like, we like it, but like, we get it, like.S’like of the street, we sees it everyday.”
‘Da Biblez’ is available in all good bookstores at £12.99 in hardback. A paperback edition will be available in time for Christmas
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