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"Train skank"

I was gettin the train back from Preston (I've been at Uni doing a taster week thing) and had my open return train ticket which I bought with my student concessionary faire pass so I got the journey for £7.55 altogether which aint 'alf bad.

However some waste-of-life middle-aged urine-reeking uber-pathethic tv-meal-for-one-and-Newsnight single-and-lonesome woman decided that, because I'm handsome and virile and she was a lesbian feminist man-hater who probably enjoys the 'comedy' of Mel and Sue, decided that my ticket wasn't good enough. Alas no, she literally menstruated 49 years of pure frustration all over my face and made me pay £10.50 for a short journey which quite frankly made me want to dropkick her seven ways from Sunday.

So, British Rail, you owe me £10.50, and for every day I don't get it back I'm going to leave empty backpacks on trains until your piece-of-crap service grins to a halt. I also request the public execution of that vile woman after she has received a Cleverland Steamer from both Mick Hucknall and that fat lass from Pop Idol.

Shouldn't those lame employees be worried about stopping fanatics blowing the living hell out of everything on the rails instead of nit-picking mistakes that weren't even there?

thenamechanger wrote:
> Make him get off the train, at the next stop ... a classic example of
> a conductors' threat

That happend to me on the bus, for hitting a kid with a newspaper.

... Or offered her a bottle of Whisky, then thrown it out the window, so she jumped after it

Ooooh scary.

I'd have stood my ground and showed the rail police my genuine ticket.

Make him get off the train, at the next stop ... a classic example of a conductors' threat

Yes, that explains nothing.

Thankyou.

I wasn't trying to make a perverted joke I was asking what the lady threatened to do if he didn't pay up.

Hedfix wrote:

> Exactly how did she 'make' you pay ...


Paradox: wrote :

> £10.50

Hedfix wrote:
> £10+

Paradox: wrote:

> made me pay £10.50

I wouldn't have paid up.

You paid what you were charged for your ticket - that's it.

Someone else disagrees? Too bad that's their employee who needs a talking to not the person who bought a legitimate ticket.

Exactly how did she 'make' you pay £10+ ?

No, that would get you arrested