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"Train skank"

I was gettin the train back from Preston (I've been at Uni doing a taster week thing) and had my open return train ticket which I bought with my student concessionary faire pass so I got the journey for £7.55 altogether which aint 'alf bad.

However some waste-of-life middle-aged urine-reeking uber-pathethic tv-meal-for-one-and-Newsnight single-and-lonesome woman decided that, because I'm handsome and virile and she was a lesbian feminist man-hater who probably enjoys the 'comedy' of Mel and Sue, decided that my ticket wasn't good enough. Alas no, she literally menstruated 49 years of pure frustration all over my face and made me pay £10.50 for a short journey which quite frankly made me want to dropkick her seven ways from Sunday.

So, British Rail, you owe me £10.50, and for every day I don't get it back I'm going to leave empty backpacks on trains until your piece-of-crap service grins to a halt. I also request the public execution of that vile woman after she has received a Cleverland Steamer from both Mick Hucknall and that fat lass from Pop Idol.

Shouldn't those lame employees be worried about stopping fanatics blowing the living hell out of everything on the rails instead of nit-picking mistakes that weren't even there?

I was made to pay €20 for some completely unknown reason by a Russian ticket inspector who spoke (or claimed he spoke) next to no english, and was trying to through me off the train in the middle of nowhere in Bulgaria. Don't you just love corruption.

Midway measure

Ask about you starring in Big Daddy ?

Paradox: wrote:
> I'll buy you a pint but I get to ask you
> about starring alongside Drew Barymore in 50 first dates, deal?

No deal.

poopots wrote:
> Oh yeah, I know it’s naughty but did you graffiti any of the
> porta-bogs at Download by any chance, I vaguely remember seeing
> Paradox wrote on the inside of a door. Mind you it was after a hefty
> drinking session so….. you know.

Nope, not me. Probably a name-stealer on the prowl.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> So going to Preston Uni then Paradox?
>
> Might see you around town one night. If you could just wear a big
> hat with 'paradox' written on it, I'll pop over, say hello and let
> you buy me a pint. :)

Yeah, provided I get my grades which I should.

I've been at Preston monday - thurs which was pretty cool. Saw a lot of the town and stuff and it aint bad at all. So many cheap student nights too which is good. I'll buy you a pint but I get to ask you about starring alongside Drew Barymore in 50 first dates, deal?

Didn’t know prostitutes were that expensive.

I spent £40 the day before yesterday on the train.

Sex awaited, but still.

:/

Oh yeah, I know it’s naughty but did you graffiti any of the porta-bogs at Download by any chance, I vaguely remember seeing Paradox wrote on the inside of a door. Mind you it was after a hefty drinking session so….. you know.

So going to Preston Uni then Paradox?

Might see you around town one night. If you could just wear a big hat with 'paradox' written on it, I'll pop over, say hello and let you buy me a pint. :)

ENIT.