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"At last, they've realised!"

Liverpool vs. Olypiakos on Five. Who normally presents Five's football coverage? The uterly useless John Barnes of course, but to my pleasant surprise he's not there. I'm not actually sure who the new bloke is but I recognise his voice from somewhere and he's better than John, not that that's saying much.

At the start of the programme he said, "Life's full of surprises, your TV guide will have said that tonights programme would be presented by John Barnes but he's not here, I am." They didn't say he's ill, they didn't say he had other commitments, just that he wasn't there. Hopefully because he's been fired.

mattributé wrote:
> Hush. Pro Evo 3 nights rule.

he aint lyin. who'd have thought abusin the craptasticness of your mates could be so fun

Leeds - too poor for Pro Evo 4.

That could have been in the Anfield Rap.

Hush. Pro Evo 3 nights rule.

Losers.

'If anyone can, Makka can'

Me and my mates quote from that song every time we see each other.

'There's only one way to beat 'em, and that's around the back'

Cheers for that, John.

Hahah.

Still, he did score one of the greatest goals in England's history.

Stryke wrote:
> Blah blah Smithy deserves to be shot in the spleen, Leeds forever,
> down with money etc etc
>
> Sing us a new one :)

Spleen? You're weak.

And yeah, John Barnes is a legend. I mean, the anfield rap. THE ANFIELD RAP!

'My name's John Bar-nes
and when I do my thing
the crowd goes bananas'

Lyrical gold.

or†ega wrote:
> Although Saha and Smith make great holding mids on pro evo.

Ah, it musk work then ;-)

Stryke wrote:
> Yeah, right. Works so well at Man Utd, they're having to convert Alan
> Smith (who I admire) to a holding midfielder.

Ye well, 4 strikers worked out okay in the 99 season!

Anyway, we'll actually have 5 once/if solskjaer regains fitness.

Although Saha and Smith make great holding mids on pro evo.