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"What to wear??"

I'm in the Ambulance service but it's getting tedious, fancy a change so am thinking of becoming a Special constable.

got some written exams and a fitness test tomorrow (they said to bring a change of clothes)

now I'm unsure what to wear

It's not an interview just some tests, do I go in a suit, and leave the tie off or do I just go smart?


this is really doing my head in!

A fig leaf.

monkey_man wrote:
> Why have you got cameltoe?

*Cries*


And I am notable. It's just you all don't know it yet.

Hermaphrodite, you see. You should see the look on people’s faces that tell me to go fook myself.

You lied AGAIN

English_Bloke wrote:
> Not you, you hairy little man.
>
> Oh, and here's a picture of me during my fitness test. Just to give
> you some ideas of the kind of thing they're looking for.
>
> [URL]http://www.theatreballet.com/ShowPicture.phtml?LP=images/gal/man1.jpg[/URL]

Why have you got cameltoe?

Considering WookieeMonster is a notable I'm going to go way out here and guess "no".

Dr Duck.

Not you, you hairy little man.

Oh, and here's a picture of me during my fitness test. Just to give you some ideas of the kind of thing they're looking for.

[URL]http://www.theatreballet.com/ShowPicture.phtml?LP=images/gal/man1.jpg[/URL]

Is Grahame Duck 'Wookie Monster'?

Nope.

Oh, I meant to ask, are you in the St Johns?