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Thanks Vince... Thanks you idiot for ruining the credibility of three of the greatest cruiserweights in the world, which includes JUVI for god sakes by landing them with the stupidest, most lamest gimmick ever.
The Mexicools? Pleeease... that almost rivals bloody Three Count.
I can only imagine the conversation between Vince and the writers...
Vince: So people, we have three of the greatest cruiserweights in the world all signed up and ready for their Smackdown debut. But we need a gimmick, any ideas?
*Silence for several minutes*
Scriptwriter 1: Gee eerrr... this is even harder than having to come up with some lines that won't make Batista look and sound like a moron...
Scripwriter 2: Aren't they all from Mexico?
Vince: Yeah...
*Silence for several minutes*
Scriptwriter 1: I got it! 'The Three Mexicans!'
Vince: No, No, No we need something more original. How about 'The Mexicools!'
Scriptwriter 2: Errr yeah your the boss!
Yeah so that was crap but anyway I don't like the god damn gimmick. No doubt Ant will think that its cool that they come down to the ring in some sort of Lawnmower but I don't.... well, it is kinda cool I guess, but that doesn't make it any better considering the fact that these three could be used so much better.
AND PSICOSIS DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT WITHOUT HIS MASK!!! GRRRR....
Rant over.
Oh yeah and SR, 'fr*gging' should not be in the swear filter you gaybys.
The Mexicools? Pleeease... that almost rivals bloody Three Count.
I can only imagine the conversation between Vince and the writers...
Vince: So people, we have three of the greatest cruiserweights in the world all signed up and ready for their Smackdown debut. But we need a gimmick, any ideas?
*Silence for several minutes*
Scriptwriter 1: Gee eerrr... this is even harder than having to come up with some lines that won't make Batista look and sound like a moron...
Scripwriter 2: Aren't they all from Mexico?
Vince: Yeah...
*Silence for several minutes*
Scriptwriter 1: I got it! 'The Three Mexicans!'
Vince: No, No, No we need something more original. How about 'The Mexicools!'
Scriptwriter 2: Errr yeah your the boss!
Yeah so that was crap but anyway I don't like the god damn gimmick. No doubt Ant will think that its cool that they come down to the ring in some sort of Lawnmower but I don't.... well, it is kinda cool I guess, but that doesn't make it any better considering the fact that these three could be used so much better.
AND PSICOSIS DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT WITHOUT HIS MASK!!! GRRRR....
Rant over.
Oh yeah and SR, 'fr*gging' should not be in the swear filter you gaybys.
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I think the meeting went more like
Vince - Alright guys i've signed 3 actually talented guys for once ...
Creative team - arghhhhhhh not talented guys Vince you know we don't have a damned clue on how to deal with those sort of guys. You've seen the mess we've made of people like Jericho
Vince - Don't worry guys i'm sure you'll come up with something great, i mean you're the guys who came up with such great storylines as Hassan and Katie Vick
Creative team - ermmmm yea...
Vince - Right so what can we do with them?
Heyman - Why not just let them go in the ring with the gimmicks they had from previous federations and put on 5 star match after 5 star match instead of trying to repackage them?
Vince - god dammit Paul how on earth do you keep getting in here, get out we can't be in any danger of having a good idea here
HHH- ughhhhhhhh why not job them out to me Vince ughhhhhhhhhhh it's always worked well in the past ughhhhhhhhh just look at how Hurricane's career skyrocketed after he lost to me ughhhhhhhhhh
Vince - I wish i could HHH i know how much that generates ratings even though the ratings are low and we can't even sell out arenas any more......
HHH - God dammit Vince ughhhhhhh i told you that's not because of me dominating shows ughhhhhhhhh it's because the business is going through it's usual decline ughhhhhhhh....... which just so happened to start when i became the top guy ughhhhhhhhh
Vince - But anyway they're on Smackdown so we can't
HHH - Ah well who cares then, ughhhhhhhhh let's talk about who elses career i can surpress after Batista ughhhhhh
Vince - Hmmm yes that is indeed more important, alright guys quick an idea here
Scriptwriter - Welll ermm they're mexican
Vince - Mexican eh? ........... Mexicools there we go job done. Now onto who's next on the long line of HHH victims ...........
Vince - Alright guys i've signed 3 actually talented guys for once ...
Creative team - arghhhhhhh not talented guys Vince you know we don't have a damned clue on how to deal with those sort of guys. You've seen the mess we've made of people like Jericho
Vince - Don't worry guys i'm sure you'll come up with something great, i mean you're the guys who came up with such great storylines as Hassan and Katie Vick
Creative team - ermmmm yea...
Vince - Right so what can we do with them?
Heyman - Why not just let them go in the ring with the gimmicks they had from previous federations and put on 5 star match after 5 star match instead of trying to repackage them?
Vince - god dammit Paul how on earth do you keep getting in here, get out we can't be in any danger of having a good idea here
HHH- ughhhhhhhh why not job them out to me Vince ughhhhhhhhhhh it's always worked well in the past ughhhhhhhhh just look at how Hurricane's career skyrocketed after he lost to me ughhhhhhhhhh
Vince - I wish i could HHH i know how much that generates ratings even though the ratings are low and we can't even sell out arenas any more......
HHH - God dammit Vince ughhhhhhh i told you that's not because of me dominating shows ughhhhhhhhh it's because the business is going through it's usual decline ughhhhhhhh....... which just so happened to start when i became the top guy ughhhhhhhhh
Vince - But anyway they're on Smackdown so we can't
HHH - Ah well who cares then, ughhhhhhhhh let's talk about who elses career i can surpress after Batista ughhhhhh
Vince - Hmmm yes that is indeed more important, alright guys quick an idea here
Scriptwriter - Welll ermm they're mexican
Vince - Mexican eh? ........... Mexicools there we go job done. Now onto who's next on the long line of HHH victims ...........
Thanks Vince... Thanks you idiot for ruining the credibility of three of the greatest cruiserweights in the world, which includes JUVI for god sakes by landing them with the stupidest, most lamest gimmick ever.
The Mexicools? Pleeease... that almost rivals bloody Three Count.
I can only imagine the conversation between Vince and the writers...
Vince: So people, we have three of the greatest cruiserweights in the world all signed up and ready for their Smackdown debut. But we need a gimmick, any ideas?
*Silence for several minutes*
Scriptwriter 1: Gee eerrr... this is even harder than having to come up with some lines that won't make Batista look and sound like a moron...
Scripwriter 2: Aren't they all from Mexico?
Vince: Yeah...
*Silence for several minutes*
Scriptwriter 1: I got it! 'The Three Mexicans!'
Vince: No, No, No we need something more original. How about 'The Mexicools!'
Scriptwriter 2: Errr yeah your the boss!
Yeah so that was crap but anyway I don't like the god damn gimmick. No doubt Ant will think that its cool that they come down to the ring in some sort of Lawnmower but I don't.... well, it is kinda cool I guess, but that doesn't make it any better considering the fact that these three could be used so much better.
AND PSICOSIS DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT WITHOUT HIS MASK!!! GRRRR....
Rant over.
Oh yeah and SR, 'fr*gging' should not be in the swear filter you gaybys.
The Mexicools? Pleeease... that almost rivals bloody Three Count.
I can only imagine the conversation between Vince and the writers...
Vince: So people, we have three of the greatest cruiserweights in the world all signed up and ready for their Smackdown debut. But we need a gimmick, any ideas?
*Silence for several minutes*
Scriptwriter 1: Gee eerrr... this is even harder than having to come up with some lines that won't make Batista look and sound like a moron...
Scripwriter 2: Aren't they all from Mexico?
Vince: Yeah...
*Silence for several minutes*
Scriptwriter 1: I got it! 'The Three Mexicans!'
Vince: No, No, No we need something more original. How about 'The Mexicools!'
Scriptwriter 2: Errr yeah your the boss!
Yeah so that was crap but anyway I don't like the god damn gimmick. No doubt Ant will think that its cool that they come down to the ring in some sort of Lawnmower but I don't.... well, it is kinda cool I guess, but that doesn't make it any better considering the fact that these three could be used so much better.
AND PSICOSIS DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT WITHOUT HIS MASK!!! GRRRR....
Rant over.
Oh yeah and SR, 'fr*gging' should not be in the swear filter you gaybys.
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