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"Peep Show Quotes"

Btw anyone know when the second series is out on DVD...In the meantime here are some vintage quotes.

'life's all pain. pain gloom and misery....hey, 33% extra free. i am doing excellent shopping. my depressed state of mind means a being even more frugal than usual.....'

'and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like i liiike you'.

'oi....clean shirt!'

'Blitzkrieg- I'm In The Ardennes!!'

'I'm not trying to kill him, we're eating sushi'

M thinks: Must retract wink

*starts twitching eyes*
hahaha

J thinks: They're going to play sex games with me, then burn me in the bath.

J: Is it in the ear?

M thinks: He's trying to therapise me...

M: "I feel... strange..."
J: "Do you? Follow the fingers..."
M:"Don't poke my eyes, DON'T POKE MY EYES!!"

M thinks: Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat.

M thinks: What the hell is that? That is very gay that's what that is.

M:"But I've worked with blind kids! I'm the full package!"

J:"You do the math"
M:"s. It's maths Jeremy"

There's so many more...

After Mark smokes a joint.

'Holy crap I'm now a drug user...F**k the police!!!'

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Walks into an empty office

'I have a new idea for you Barbara and my new idea is urine, lots of urine'

*p!sses on the desk*

*Phone rings*

Hello JLB Credit, F**k off please

David Mitchell - 'So who do you like more, him or me?'

Other guy 'You know the answer to that.'

Other guy thinks 'See, I didn't hurt anyone, I don't even have to decide if I don't want to'

" The broom Jeff "

Series 3 should start in November, with the DVD coming out just before, as they did with the last series.

My all-time favourite Peep Show quote has to be - "Yeah, I can take a joke like anyone else, but if there are anymore jokes, I'm taking this to a ****ing industrial tribunal." :0D

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Same thing happened last week - did about 10 minutes revision,
> thought I'd have a break by watching some Spaced.

The end word of that sentance justifies it fully. Spaced is utter gold.