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"Peep Show Quotes"

Btw anyone know when the second series is out on DVD...In the meantime here are some vintage quotes.

'life's all pain. pain gloom and misery....hey, 33% extra free. i am doing excellent shopping. my depressed state of mind means a being even more frugal than usual.....'

'and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like i liiike you'.

'oi....clean shirt!'

'Blitzkrieg- I'm In The Ardennes!!'

'I'm not trying to kill him, we're eating sushi'

Mark: At last Jeremy can pay the Blockbuster fine now, plus I can order him around...
...Jeremy file this for me
...Jeremy deliver this for me
...Jeremy suck this for me
...Jesus where did that come from

Mark: Have you got the name of that doctor for Toni's sister

Jez: Sure its Dr. Fu...Ping Pong Poo Yang Yip Whang Fang Dang

Mark: Ah you're lampooning me, it was a simple lampoon
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Mark: Good old Mr. Patelle, doesn't ask any questions, whether its buying Corn Flakes, Beer...or Gay Porn
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Paramedic: How pills did you take Jeremy

Jez: The whole bottle but....

Paramedic: Stand back i'm going to have to perform a stomach pump

Jez: No I was just kidding..before..I mean...DONT PUMP ME, DONT PUMP ME!!!!!

M thinks: 'Do a Columbo..'

"Remind me again..which university was it she went to.."
"Bristol"
"Ah yes..of course"

Thinks: 'Good old Columbo, only the one move, but still, beats the crap out of Quincy'

Mark: "There were three different flavours of crisps!"

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Jez: "Well, your girl and my mate have just gone off to **** each other. Do you want sit in the front room in a tent eating Dairylea? Is that what you want? Because that's what's going to happen."

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Mark: "It's not going to make me do a poo, is it?"

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Super Hanz: "My hands were on the button, Mark. There was a line, you crossed that line. I'm going to have to re-evaluate my thinking about you."

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Mark: "My name's Mark, and I'm am alcoholic. My first beer was when I was 15, a [insert drink]. You know, the bear, with the little pork pie hat. Sometimes I'll just sit down, eating oven chips, out of the bag, frozen, until I'm sick upon myself. That's how ****ed I've been."

Probably

he's an odd stalker type

Paradox: wrote:
> I have a 'friend' who is totally like mark.

Wierd Nuts aswell?

I have a 'friend' who is totally like mark.

Jez [thinking]: This is okay, its just like a porno. Except I can't see anything, I havent got a hard on, and I feel like crying
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Mark: Its easy being a freak...No wonder they are ten to the penny
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Mark [thinking]: I'm looking into the abyss, I don't like the look of the abyss
Sophie: Mark, theres an urgent call for you
Mark [thinking]: Maybe I could fill the abyss with urgent calls
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Mark [thinking]: Besides, once you're going steady, you can grind her down. Put her handbag in the fridge and tell her she's going mad.
Mark: HAHAHA.
Sophie: What's so funny?
Mark: Nothing...sorry


Ahhhhhhh Genius

M thinks: At least she won't recoil in horror at scrotum scar

M:"Given one more day she would've..."
J:"Yeah definitely. Another notch on the bedpost... sort of..."

G:"Are you trying to tell me you've gone gay?"
M:"Well, there are many parts to the spectrum and"
G:"And you've gone into the gay part of it?"
M:"Those are the facts".