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I walk out the house, and close the door. Going down to the restaurant for my every Friday, Lamb Chop and chips. I walk in to the restaurant and go and sit, down on my table that I reserve every time. I look down sadly at the table and just stare at the menu. But I know what I’m having anyway a nice juicy Lamb Chop and some crispy chips. A waiter comes over to me and I tell him what I want. I sit there and wait feeling unhappy.My name is Mike. I never been the same after my wife left. But she only left because she thought I was too miserable, and we always use to have lots of arguments.
So I sit there then I heard footsteps coming over to my table. A waiter was bringing over my lamb chop and chips. Before I could start chomping on my delicious Lamb chop. There was a smash through the restaurant window I looked to the side a Cyborg had smashed through the restaurant Window it had, a whole Robot Body and hard sharp fingers, they were so thick they could rip someone's eye out in one hard stab. I really wanted to finish off my Lamb Chop; well I mean I wanted to start my Lamb Chop.
But no I couldn't because this Cyborg had turned up. I hid under my table as the Cyborg smashed its way through the Restaurant. I jumped up and picked up my Lamb Chop, taking a huge bite out it first. Then madly throwing it at the Cyborg but he just wiped it off his face and flicked it to the floor. So I grab some chips and ate a couple then flung them at the Cyborg. One went in his mouth and down his throat. I didn't think Cyborgs could really eat chips and I was right the Cyborg started shaking and fell to the floor and stopped he was well dead as a DODO. "Another Lamb Chop here Please Waiter?"
So I sit there then I heard footsteps coming over to my table. A waiter was bringing over my lamb chop and chips. Before I could start chomping on my delicious Lamb chop. There was a smash through the restaurant window I looked to the side a Cyborg had smashed through the restaurant Window it had, a whole Robot Body and hard sharp fingers, they were so thick they could rip someone's eye out in one hard stab. I really wanted to finish off my Lamb Chop; well I mean I wanted to start my Lamb Chop.
But no I couldn't because this Cyborg had turned up. I hid under my table as the Cyborg smashed its way through the Restaurant. I jumped up and picked up my Lamb Chop, taking a huge bite out it first. Then madly throwing it at the Cyborg but he just wiped it off his face and flicked it to the floor. So I grab some chips and ate a couple then flung them at the Cyborg. One went in his mouth and down his throat. I didn't think Cyborgs could really eat chips and I was right the Cyborg started shaking and fell to the floor and stopped he was well dead as a DODO. "Another Lamb Chop here Please Waiter?"
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Yeah its not :(
Actually, I thought the idea was extremely innovative.
I wouldn't of thought of it, anyway.
And you're the one saying he's not very clever.
I wouldn't of thought of it, anyway.
And you're the one saying he's not very clever.
Yeah you are but I am clever.
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Said that wrong.
The title says it all. I thought it was going to be one of those high-concept pieces - much like 'Snakes on a Plane' - I cannot wait for that movie!
Improved delivery, and a Mike too, though I gather he was a late arrival, but I'll forgive you.
Improved delivery, and a Mike too, though I gather he was a late arrival, but I'll forgive you.
What?
Just read this following a comment in another thread.
This is hilarious (although admittedly, this is probably not intentional).
This is hilarious (although admittedly, this is probably not intentional).
Ahaha. Told you!
So do you actually think this is a good one?
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