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"SSC26-Cyborgs at dinner"

I walk out the house, and close the door. Going down to the restaurant for my every Friday, Lamb Chop and chips. I walk in to the restaurant and go and sit, down on my table that I reserve every time. I look down sadly at the table and just stare at the menu. But I know what I’m having anyway a nice juicy Lamb Chop and some crispy chips. A waiter comes over to me and I tell him what I want. I sit there and wait feeling unhappy.My name is Mike. I never been the same after my wife left. But she only left because she thought I was too miserable, and we always use to have lots of arguments.

So I sit there then I heard footsteps coming over to my table. A waiter was bringing over my lamb chop and chips. Before I could start chomping on my delicious Lamb chop. There was a smash through the restaurant window I looked to the side a Cyborg had smashed through the restaurant Window it had, a whole Robot Body and hard sharp fingers, they were so thick they could rip someone's eye out in one hard stab. I really wanted to finish off my Lamb Chop; well I mean I wanted to start my Lamb Chop.

But no I couldn't because this Cyborg had turned up. I hid under my table as the Cyborg smashed its way through the Restaurant. I jumped up and picked up my Lamb Chop, taking a huge bite out it first. Then madly throwing it at the Cyborg but he just wiped it off his face and flicked it to the floor. So I grab some chips and ate a couple then flung them at the Cyborg. One went in his mouth and down his throat. I didn't think Cyborgs could really eat chips and I was right the Cyborg started shaking and fell to the floor and stopped he was well dead as a DODO. "Another Lamb Chop here Please Waiter?"

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Probably your best story yet though.
> Technically, at least.
>
> Now mix the mid-to-firm grasp of the english language with slow-mo,
> big guns and zombie ninja monkeys and you've got yourself a winner.

Well theres going to be a story soon. That is a working title the story is called Random day.

Where's Mike?

Tut tut, Meka won't be pleased.

Excellent. :D

" I looked to the side a Cyborg had smashed through the restaurant Window it had, a whole Robot Body and hard sharp fingers, they were so thick they could rip someone's eye out in one hard stab. I really wanted to finish off my Lamb Chop; well I mean I wanted to start my Lamb Chop.

But no I couldn't because this Cyborg had turned up"

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That is probably one of the best things ever written.

Asher wrote:
> Where's Mike?
>
> Tut tut, Meka won't be pleased.

Oh god wait let me just edit it.

Asher wrote:
> Where's Mike?
>
> Tut tut, Meka won't be pleased.

Now I've changed it. Mike is in it now.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Probably your best story yet though.
> Technically, at least.

Even though theres seven billion gramatical errors in it?

But it was hilarious. :D

are you laughing at him for not being very clever?
That's not very nice.

Fígó wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Probably your best story yet though.
> Technically, at least.
>
> Even though theres seven billion gramatical errors in it?

I said 'your best' not 'good'