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So I sit there then I heard footsteps coming over to my table. A waiter was bringing over my lamb chop and chips. Before I could start chomping on my delicious Lamb chop. There was a smash through the restaurant window I looked to the side a Cyborg had smashed through the restaurant Window it had, a whole Robot Body and hard sharp fingers, they were so thick they could rip someone's eye out in one hard stab. I really wanted to finish off my Lamb Chop; well I mean I wanted to start my Lamb Chop.
But no I couldn't because this Cyborg had turned up. I hid under my table as the Cyborg smashed its way through the Restaurant. I jumped up and picked up my Lamb Chop, taking a huge bite out it first. Then madly throwing it at the Cyborg but he just wiped it off his face and flicked it to the floor. So I grab some chips and ate a couple then flung them at the Cyborg. One went in his mouth and down his throat. I didn't think Cyborgs could really eat chips and I was right the Cyborg started shaking and fell to the floor and stopped he was well dead as a DODO. "Another Lamb Chop here Please Waiter?"
So I sit there then I heard footsteps coming over to my table. A waiter was bringing over my lamb chop and chips. Before I could start chomping on my delicious Lamb chop. There was a smash through the restaurant window I looked to the side a Cyborg had smashed through the restaurant Window it had, a whole Robot Body and hard sharp fingers, they were so thick they could rip someone's eye out in one hard stab. I really wanted to finish off my Lamb Chop; well I mean I wanted to start my Lamb Chop.
But no I couldn't because this Cyborg had turned up. I hid under my table as the Cyborg smashed its way through the Restaurant. I jumped up and picked up my Lamb Chop, taking a huge bite out it first. Then madly throwing it at the Cyborg but he just wiped it off his face and flicked it to the floor. So I grab some chips and ate a couple then flung them at the Cyborg. One went in his mouth and down his throat. I didn't think Cyborgs could really eat chips and I was right the Cyborg started shaking and fell to the floor and stopped he was well dead as a DODO. "Another Lamb Chop here Please Waiter?"
Still loving the random capitalisation, though. It's like the 18th-19th century all over again.
> It's French, bob. And Dodo isn't an acronym.
> Still loving the random capitalisation, though. It's like the
> 18th-19th century all over again.
Thank you I knew it was french but what does it mean?
Technically, at least.
Now mix the mid-to-firm grasp of the english language with slow-mo, big guns and zombie ninja monkeys and you've got yourself a winner.
Who are you kidding