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"Couple of jokes I made up"

What do cars and clergymen have in common?

They both get revd. up

What's the gambling capital of the world?

Tibet


Ohohoho

It's not like I can display emotions over the internet dickfase.
I'm laughing right now.

At the thought of you burning in hell!!!

(You know, I might be lying, but I'm still smiling as I write this. And, I'm listening to Radiohead.)

I'm listening to Radiohead and smiling at the same time!
OK, now I'm not, I've been listening to the song for too long.

w/e

Yeah I know. It really comes across.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Did your face crack?

I meant it's a first that ypur joke made me smile.

Usually they make me stop smiling.
I'm actually quite a happy lad.

Chr1s wrote:
> Arnold Schwarzenegger, Slyvester Stallone and Bruce Willis are sitting
> around not doing much.
>
> All of a sudden, Sly says
>
> "Lets all pretend to be famous composers"
>
> They agree that it's a good idea.
>
> Sly says "I'll be Mozart"
>
> Bruce says "I'll be Handel"
>
> Arnold says "I'll be Bach"

Ahaha.

Did your face crack?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Q. What did the sign on the door of the brothel say?
>
> A. We're closed. Beat it!

Ha, your joke made me smile, that's a first.

Q. What did the sign on the door of the brothel say?

A. We're closed. Beat it!

Q. What did George W Bush get on his SAT's?

A. Drool.

*groans*

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