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"Couple of jokes I made up"

What do cars and clergymen have in common?

They both get revd. up

What's the gambling capital of the world?

Tibet


Ohohoho

Maybe he thought you meant DNA.

But...

No, I think you're right

Two parrots are sat on a perch - one says: "Can you smell fish?".

down wrote:
> Maybe he means 'tambarine'.
>
> Though why he'd bring that in is unknown

Maybe he was interviewing the head of some political party, and asking what they stood for.

Did you hear about the girl who got hit by a train? She was chuffed to bits.

Maybe he means 'tambarine'.

Though why he'd bring that in is unknown

English_Bloke wrote:
> One day Mom was cleaning Her sons room and in the wardrobe she found a bondage S&M
> magazine.
> This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed
> it to him.
> He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we
> do about this?"
> Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

That made me laugh, loudly.

What does 'chaventroncapramoilic-dihesterberryluthic acid' stand for?
It's a abbreviation? An acronym?

It ends too suddenly.

Lol What does it stand for?

down wrote:
> Is chav short for something?

Chaventroncapramoilic-dihesterberryluthic acid