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"Couple of jokes I made up"

What do cars and clergymen have in common?

They both get revd. up

What's the gambling capital of the world?

Tibet


Ohohoho

Or Neek, if you prefer.
I'm easy.

Too easy, some would say.

I JUST UNDERSTOOD

You know Crossbob has problems with capitalization.

Maybe he meant IT.

Which stands for INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY

I ought to go professional

Gerd

See, a geek wouldn't double-post.

Paddy and Murphy sat on the floor - Murphy fell off.

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Paddy and Murphy walking down a street, Paddy falls down a hole. Murphy peers down. "Are you alright?" he asks. "Yep, how do I get out though?" Paddy replies in a shaky voice. "Easy" announces Murphy, "I'll just shine this torch down there, and you can climb up the beam". "Don't be feckin stupid!" yells Paddy. "I'll get half way up and you'll switch it off".

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Sorry.

Lol What does that stand for?

I'm not a geek. I'm a nerd.

One little boy called Timmy was typing on his computer one day, when a loosely-tied bag of nukes fell through the ceiling, crushing his tiny body under the weight, fixing it for a second using the amazing, mysterious healing powers of the first milisecond of a tactical nuclear strike, then ripped it apart again, very loudly, in a wave of heat and explody bits and radiation and the wrath of many overly-badjoked internet geeks.

At least Tim finds me funny.

Grr