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"Again, I don't think a hooded top is the problem here..."

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Wow, apparently they're evil, and anyone who wears them becomes evil. I better burn all of mine before I throw fireworks at cyclists, or take a chainsaw to a lamp post.

'They' were saying on the news today about banning kitchen knives or something? How are we meant to slice throa...I mean bread, bread.

While you're at it ban mirrors, badminton racquets, metal, combs and windows.

Retards.

(I didn't mean to ban retards, just that people who think it's sharp objects that cause the problems, not some other psychological condition, are retards.)

When I went to see Star Wars at the cinema the other day thye turned me away because I was wearing a hoody, it's a bloody JOKE.

We've failed to recognise his world domination plans in time! Quick, call the FBI!

Or nuclear warheads, funnily enough.

RoJ wrote:
> "banned from possessing fireworks, axes or chainsaws."
>
> But no knives..

Let alone double-barrelled shotguns..

"banned from possessing fireworks, axes or chainsaws."

But no knives..

And you should have to pass some kind of general competance / non-chavscum test before buying fireworks.
Some Year 2 maths test should do the trick.

Nobody has a need for a chainsaw unless you live in the woods and make your own house. Same for axes, outside of firefighting there's no need for one.
I've lasted 31yrs so far without needing either

If only conscription was still about. And it was 1940. In Russia.

Look at his sloping simian face.
Chimp is too good a word for him

"He was banned from possessing fireworks, axes or chainsaws"
Ummm....pretty much everybody should be though.