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"Films I want to see in the cinema"

My brother likes a lot of the same films as me and was always a reliable person when it came to actually going to the cinema - my missus doesn't like many of the films I do and so refuses to take me to the flicks for some popcorn and a grope in the back row. The trouble is my bro's gone and got himself a woman, has moved house and now lives 40 miles away and so is reluctant to drop everything and rush over when I ring up and say "Let's go to the pictures!!11!1".

To make matters worse there are currently four films (count 'em) I really want to see, specifically on the big screen - three of these I've been waiting for (HHGTTG, War Of The Worlds, Episode III) and one I didn't know much about but now feel I need to see (Sin City).

Damn my brother and his love-life.

Goatboy wrote:
> Mimsy face? Wow man, that's harsh.

I called her "titface" once and she whipped one out and slapped it in my face. Of course I immediately called her c***face and have done ever since.

Timmargh wrote:
> She'd be suspicious if I called her "dear", though - it's
> usually name for female genitaliaface.
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Mimsy face? Wow man, that's harsh.

I remember my ex texting me "Morning Postie, have a good morning xx"
To which I replied "Morning Jugs!"
We finished 3 weeks later, even though she laughed at the time.

There's a lesson there somewhere.

Alfonse wrote:
> Lol loner. Don't you have any friends?

down wrote:
> lolol good one
> you got him there


Yes. Well done.

Goatboy wrote:
> And wet yourself again, then your gf will give you guilthead. And you can say "actually dear,
> rather than lavish my winky with attention, you could just take me to the cinema".

Hmm. Cinema or oral sex? That's a tough one.

She'd be suspicious if I called her "dear", though - it's usually name for female genitaliaface.

So, sPiKeCaSt, you want to see Mr and Mrs Smith ?

Well it looks alright but slightly stale and like many other things that have come before it.

I'm sure the actors in it, and especially a certain actress, will play no small part in shifting those tickets

lolol good one

you got him there

Lol loner. Don't you have any friends?

Meka Dragon wrote:
> Of course, that was back in the days before worldwide releases on the
> same day...

Heh, well delivered.

And wet yourself again, then your gf will give you guilthead.
And you can say "actually dear, rather than lavish my winky with attention, you could just take me to the cinema".

And if she still refuses, hurl yourself to the floor and make "muuh muuh" noises until a neighbour arrives, then claim she threw you down and laughed and laughed and laughed

Ring up your Brother and tell him you've fallen...