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"Abi Titmuss..."

(to quote someone on popbitch)

She is TV's hottest spastic

:o
I'm not bleeding blushing. I'm red with anger..

Mr One Minute man.

Nope, you're definely blushing.

And if you hadn't been looking at your watch the whole time, you wouldn't have known.

well if you had done something good i wouldnt have needed to ;)

*insert degrading comment about 'not touching the sides' here.*

Do you two live together?

I can see you sitting next to eachother typing messages at eachother instead of talking normally.

Do you do it Hedfix styleeeee too?

":D"
"What?"
"I want sex. I need to boast on a forum about it."
"Oh, not again."
"Yes, now. I want sex."
"Oh God, OK. I can't type much though, I'm busy. *I undress you, then have sex with you.*"
"Wow, that was amazing, you're so good. Now I can boast about having sex on the forum."

phillip, yes, we're married.

Have you been spying on us to know that?

Truth is, we only do it to entertain you lot...

It's not like when I insult Lucy on here she tries to break my finger in real life or anything. Is it Lucy???

Cong_Man wrote:
> It's not like when I insult Lucy on here she tries to break my finger
> in real life or anything. Is it Lucy???

Its what he says. We're married. I only post on here when i'm bored or in a wind up mood.

And Cong.. My try to break your fingers?! if you were double jointed i wouldnt have to :)

I would, unfortunately.

mattributé wrote:
> I would, unfortunately.

There's a documentory on next week about her and her lifestyle, it looks quite entertaining purely for the fact she made one comment in the advert that showed what type of person she really is.

"One tabliod voted me as the most pointless celebrity last week, and I couldn't agree more!"

She knows she's done nothing to earn so much, and she loves it!

heh, worth a shot.