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"Abi Titmuss..."

(to quote someone on popbitch)

She is TV's hottest spastic

Lord Funk wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
>
> If she looks anything like that life-size FHM poster in real life, I
> would too.
>
> FHM - um ... aren't you a little past that now ? Women in bikinis,
> with the occassional flash of a stocking
>
> Ecstacy, not really much on offer unless clothes (rather than the
> lack of them) is your coupe-de-gras
>
> I always wondered who that lad slavering over the Manikin in M&S
> was ...

Um, there are other reasons for buying FHM other than for 15 year olds to beat one off over the front cover.

There's actually stuff to read in there, and it can be pretty amusing at times.

They used to do it every Summer when we went on our school trip.

Must be 5/6 years ago.

Chill

Reading the actual mag isn't really that great. You get your 'pub jokes section' and most of it tends to be 'sponge bathing an old lady' and 'unusual places to do it', not exactly my idea of a good read

Just seems like a poor cash investment to buy it and maybe read a few articles. I agree some of it can be very interesting but surely it could be found on their site ?

phi11ip wrote:
> Um, there are other reasons for buying FHM other than for 15 year
> olds to beat one off over the front cover.
>
> There's actually stuff to read in there, and it can be pretty amusing
> at times.

Strange, when you say that to people they don't believe you...
Something to do with people saying that they read Mr Hefners magazines for the articles.

is my favourite type of fish

Good 'ol Mr Hefner

He runs the corners shop
Was sitting atop
A sweeties jar
Stared at me from afar

A crossbob-esque poem

Hugh Hefners mags have just crept in from Yankee-doodle-doo (US of A)

I got a free copy of Zoo the other week, or was it Nuts? Well, whatever it was it was quite amusing. They had the top 40 Osbourne's quotes which made me laugh, and other random articals.

I'm not saying that it's gonna be of the same reading standard of some 1,000 page novel, but it's a good read if you're stuck on a long coach journey. It's light hearted, easy reading.

I agree that it's good if you want something to do on an aeroplane, yuo can buy one at the shop. Even if you pass a service station on a coach journey they're quite good to buy and read.

However that's for school trips, if it wasn't a school trip or I had more money there's no way I'd be buying Nuts, Zoo etc

Occassionally the 'other' element is interesting, ... very occassionally

The jokes and true stories were quite funny.

Abi would get it.