Viewing Thread:
"The Perfect Poo"

Why can't all poos be like the one I just had?

One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.

Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.

Hmmmm.

It belongs to chrizz. What do you think?

Is it edible?

Remember the "noob recreation thread"?

I'm not getting banned for a trout...

SnoopDogg wrote:
> Rai wrote:
> Guess what? I have to go to the bathroom now. I'll tell you all what
> it's like when I get back.
>
>
> Enjoy it, do alot of squeezing! I'll place a bet of £5 it's a
> solid brick ,if it's a bit of gas, or the 'trots' i lose my
> £5...

You get £2.50

S-N double-O P.

I'm such a wit.

When i said about the ''hair in the crusties'' i swear to God, i went into my kitchen , circled around 3 times and laughed so hard that my chest stings.

I'd like to see a graph correlating the appearance of certain forum members with when the topic suddenly wasn't funny anymore. Obvious, yet interesting, results.

Rai wrote:
> Guess what? I have to go to the bathroom now. I'll tell you all what
> it's like when I get back.


Enjoy it, do alot of squeezing! I'll place a bet of £5 it's a solid brick ,if it's a bit of gas, or the 'trots' i lose my £5...

chrizz wrote:
> Rai wrote:
> No sloppy stuff though.
>
>
> if you get it in your nails it would take hours to clean

I'll wear gloves.

Guess what? I have to go to the bathroom now. I'll tell you all what it's like when I get back.

Lucky people