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Why can't all poos be like the one I just had?
One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.
Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.
Hmmmm.
One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.
Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.
Hmmmm.
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Why can't all poos be like the one I just had?
One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.
Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.
Hmmmm.
One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.
Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.
Hmmmm.
good stuff
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I hate it when you're about to do a huge dump and the log comes out before you get to sit down. Now you think you needed a lot of bog-roll? Think of me.
Sometimes I need to hover above the seat because where the poo is so thick it comes out at a horizontal angle. If I don't hover it smooshes into the toilet seat.
To stop the ''dreaded backsplash'', put some tissue at the base of the toilet and hopefully, unless you drop a massive tree trunk of a t*rd, you shouldn't get a wet backside.
Yep, that's the method I use. Or if you think it's going to be too big even for the paper, do it in a blender and later pour it in with a siv preventing all forms of splashage.
SnoopDogg wrote:
> I hate it when you're about to do a huge dump and the log comes out
> before you get to sit down. Now you think you needed a lot of
> bog-roll? Think of me.
So how often do you crap yourself?
> I hate it when you're about to do a huge dump and the log comes out
> before you get to sit down. Now you think you needed a lot of
> bog-roll? Think of me.
So how often do you crap yourself?
This thread really isn't as funny as I'm finding it :-P
klasovdan_1 wrote:
> SnoopDogg wrote:
> I hate it when you're about to do a huge dump and the log comes out
> before you get to sit down. Now you think you needed a lot of
> bog-roll? Think of me.
>
> So how often do you crap yourself?
Well, used to be on a daily basis, now its around once a month, give an take a few days...Curry can trigger a sudden ''toilet attack'' as i have learned to call it.
> SnoopDogg wrote:
> I hate it when you're about to do a huge dump and the log comes out
> before you get to sit down. Now you think you needed a lot of
> bog-roll? Think of me.
>
> So how often do you crap yourself?
Well, used to be on a daily basis, now its around once a month, give an take a few days...Curry can trigger a sudden ''toilet attack'' as i have learned to call it.
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